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studioquotes @studioquotes

actual quotes from recording sessions. no, we're not making this stuff up.

Joined October 2009
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US Citizen Freelancers: If you have to ask a client what a W9 is, then you probably shouldn’t be charging someone for your work....
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I’m in as big of a hurry to finish your record as you are to pay me for it.
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Mixed by? Sounds more like “high-passed by...”
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pro tip: most people are clueless. #studioquotes #recordingstudio 📸 instagram.com/p/Bvb2TWUHEyi/ via tweet.photo
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4 shitty sounding tracks on every guitar part. “I wanted to give you options” says the engineer. I choose “none of the above” thank you very much. Give me a DI and I’ll do it my damn self if you can’t do your job correctly.
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No caption needed. 📸 instagram.com/p/Buw-KCuFvm9/ via tweet.photo
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📸 instagram.com/p/BuZwj_ulBqv/ via tweet.photo
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Always. . . . . . #music #studio #recording #musicproducer #mix #mixing #producer #musicproducerlife #mixengineer #studiolife #recordingstudio #studioporn #audioengineer #audioengineering #recordingengineer #musicmixer… 📸 instagram.com/p/BuRSQcel0TE/ via tweet.photo
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It’s always the same. . . . . #music #studio #recording #musicproducer #mix #mixing #producer #musicproducerlife #mixengineer #studiolife #recordingstudio #studioporn #audioengineer… instagram.com/p/BuCUDKfBxKt/…

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What do you call a bee from the United States? A USB 🐝🙄
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Quietly watching rookies giving shitty advice on Facebook.
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I can call and say “Take some sub out of the kick drum.” I can’t call and say “Get good at mixing”
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I’m sorry friend. That’s not Mid/Side. That’s Mid/Suck.
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I’m proud to join @GRAMMYAdvocacy on #DistrictAdvocate day to support my local music scene and music makers across the nation! JOIN THE CHORUS: grm.my/2Amufui x.com/FakeAcct78/status/1053…
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Producer to pro photographer: “I’m on my phone a lot dealing with things related to the session. Don’t take pix of me with the phone in my hand. I don’t want ppl to think I’m not always working.” On phone: real estate,porn,furniture,shoes,hats
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There's a special in hell for folks who upload zip files that are named "Archive."
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This sounds like Stephen Hawking came back to life for 4 minutes to play this fingerpicked acoustic part.
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Exactly.
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How do you tell a CCM artist that he sounds like Billy Joel? Maybe I leave that one alone....
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44.1kHz is the Paris Hilton os fsame rates. Tired, dated, and unnecessary. Just STOP. (24-48/96 already)
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