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2014, February. Snowed in for Valentine's Day. We had been dating for 1 month!
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My apt lease is ending in 10 days but to move to their dc apts I have to sign a document (in order to not have to REAPPLY and front $4k in fees w/the same company).
I have to agree to:
-Never ever sue them.
-Never even defame them online, on social media, yelp, etc...
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Detective Olivia Benson shall NOT be cropped from ANY photos
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Seriously, did the Knicks win?
I am a native New Yorker, I honestly don't know, did the Knicks win their championship?
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I can't take photos from my new balcony in DC because it overlooks/is 20 meters from a landmark. Not because it's a B unit window facing a gutter.
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Jun 11
He’s sort of serving Little Edie here
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I am a native New Yorker, I honestly don't know, did the Knicks win their championship?
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Transwomen have made it, and now they're Karens and Jessicas ffs
Booooo.
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Hey Jerry Seinfeld, what are you doing this summer? Genocide camp again?
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Perhaps the worst part of Disclosure Day was Wyatt Russell. Not a good actor, just shoehorned into a role of douchebag, and Spielberg's writing tells us, he really thinks a woman would put up with him. It felt like his kids wrote the screenplay. When they were 12.
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Thankfully others are seeing the slop and it isn't just me. Horrible film slooooow. Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, 3 Brits trying to be American, and ET for the old folks home. Weird looping errors in dialogue too.
Disclosure Day was the Spielbergyist from Spielberg. The first draft from ET with a boomer pace, mid casting, and repurposed Williams soundtrack that doesn't stop, literally. Plot lifted directly from the series Debris, which was cancelled.
Grade:C , Americans will love it.
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Rock hitting bottom
Dwayne Johnson on AI:
“I’ve always been an advocate for embracing big change—after taking a hard look at it. We can either stick our heads in the sand and be afraid, or we can say, ‘Okay, we’re here. Let’s see. Let’s explore.’"
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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Disclosure Day was the Spielbergyist from Spielberg. The first draft from ET with a boomer pace, mid casting, and repurposed Williams soundtrack that doesn't stop, literally. Plot lifted directly from the series Debris, which was cancelled.
Grade:C , Americans will love it.
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It was surprising that Debris was cancelled after 1 season.
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Right next to Capital One Arena in Chinatown now sits the Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room, an exhibit that moved from New York to Washington this week, open through June 14.
washingtonian.com/2026/06/09…
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Jun 10
The only thing Bill Maher has in common with Mark Twain is using the N-word
Jun 9
Jay Leno, Stephen A. Smith, and Louis C.K. will lead the celebration as Bill Maher accepts the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on June 28th, with Woody Harrelson, John Mellencamp, and Whitney Cummings also appearing.
The ceremony will be filmed for a Netflix special.
consequence.net/2026/06/bill…
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Meanwhile, Ashburn, VA just installed a new runway at Dulles directly up all of our asses. I have 12 data centers within a 5 min drive
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