Shit I've said. Or will say. Or am saying. You know, ME.

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I'd like a pizza for delivery. Yes I did already call once today.
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Well that's exactly what my fortune cookie said, so I already knowwwwww I would make a good lawyer.
Yeah, but I'm asking you if you THINK a donkey and a goat COULD do it. See the difference?
Yeah, that's probably something I've said. RT @ashleytisdale Met my sister at coffee and visited her at work!!!
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What's up with cats?
I had an apple.
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What are you thinking abouuuuuuuut?
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Fine, thanks.
It took me a while to figure out what TGIF means. YOU TOO?
I'll have a small coffee, please
So I've been thinking!
Is that a sext?
Actually it's pronounced Bah-nahl.
That's not where it goes.
Kewl.
Which KFC? No, I know. WHICH KFC?
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