Past and present provider of shitcoin market liquidity. This is financial, legal, and medical advice.

Joined May 2017
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Physically settled brick futures.
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“The function for the market is to go up”
POWELL: FED TREASURY BUYING ENTIRELY ABOUT MARKET FUNCTIONING
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Why would you not be able to build your position again?
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Late Stage Capitalist retweeted
15 Jun 2020
So the dude that supposedly got his 12 bitcoins stolen has now made his account private after receiving ~$7,500 in donations from the Bitcoin community. 🧐
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Claim your Karen.
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Theranos lasted 3x as long as the Confederacy.
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JPow snapping up FDs, trying to get those tendies.
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When will the fed start purchasing services?
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Looking forward to having the Fed buy out my Hertz position once they start picking stocks directly.
15 Jun 2020
BREAKING: Fed says it is going to start buying individual corporate bonds cnbc.com/id/106578372
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Late Stage Capitalist retweeted
Replying to @BadLegalTakes
And the constitution only applies to the signers.
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Late Stage Capitalist retweeted
Replying to @sudogene

ALT Sherman Dank Deal WIth It GIF

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In my opinion, Ted Cruz sure seems a lot like the Zodiac Killer. Unrelated, I wonder why this is trending.
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Let’s replace all statues with William Tecumseh Sherman statues.
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Late Stage Capitalist retweeted
15 Jun 2020
Short story about the Cartano CEO and the price of his shitcoin ADA
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hmu on my new account: @cryptoRuthBaderGinsburg
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Or my sockpuppet, @cryptoJohnVonNeumann
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Late Stage Capitalist retweeted
Pooping on Confederate paraphernalia fixes this.
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Hanging CHAZ
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