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13 Nov 2017
i made a horror trailer cut of carol for you
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23 May 2023
HBO in 2025, four rebrands and millions of dollars later: Introducing… HBO
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13 Feb 2023
Twink death but for straight women who were allowed to look a little gay
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5 Feb 2023
I have enough micro-plastic and hard metals in my body to forge a Nespresso machine but yeah let me cut back on sugar
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21 Dec 2022
Not me hanging a shining star upon the highest bough
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12 Dec 2022
The scariest teen girl you’ve ever met to adult doula pipeline is one of the strongest threads in our societal fabric
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7 Jul 2022
My (40M) wife (24F) went hog wild on a rendition of zou bisou bisou at my birthday party and embarrassed me professionally. Am I the asshole for privately exacting my revenge by slowly chipping away at her self-worth over many years
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12 Jun 2022
Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human
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18 Mar 2022
Rinsing out my yogurt container to make it recycling optimal just for it to be driven directly to a landfill and then eventually dumped in the ocean
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15 Mar 2022
It’s so funny that for 20 years Shania Twain was like omg stoppp it’s not Brad Pitt when people asked about the inspiration behind “that don’t impress me much” where she name checks Brad Pitt and then one day was just like yeah it was Brad Pitt
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16 Feb 2022
More jobs should have a walk-in freezer where you can go to scream when you’re feeling homicidal
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12 Feb 2022
Help why does it look like Montana is telling Idaho about 9/11
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10 Jan 2022
GLOW still canceled as Emily in Paris is renewed through season 4
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