Joined August 2011
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“got time for a quick call? easier to explain on the phone”
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This is easily a 9/10 ocean. Social media has fried people's brains.
"Mid ocean, mid winter", 1876. Oil on canvas. John Singer Sargent.
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ur grandma has hella motion goddamn
8 Mar 2024
my grandma just be coming up with her own abbreviations😭 shes asking if i just woke up…
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piss guy is crazy
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naming my all-female team at trivia night the bene guesserit
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8 Mar 2024
No one.
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9 Mar 2024
every so often i log on to this app and i see someone sharing a story of them doing something so genius and schizoid and outside the box that it inspires me to become more clever and deranged
9 Mar 2024
in the 2000s my university charged like $300 for summer storage BUT you could buy surplus FIM-29 Stinger launcher cases for $200 so i put my clothes and books in one, sunk it in the river by my dorm, and retrieved it fall semester they’re hard to find now and i regret selling it
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sorry i've had this stuck in my head for like a week
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Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl" Source: @colbertlateshow
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Holy shit this is Rick and Morty
Tried making Michael Cera and David Lynch.
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honeypots in movies: world's most beautiful and sophisticated woman who eventually betrays her nation after she falls in love with the hero honeypots in real life:
4 Mar 2024
BREAKING: U.S. Air Force employee charged with giving classified information to woman he met on dating site
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When I was 10 a man in Borders asked me to meet him in the bathroom. I ran and told mall security. They apprehended him and asked my mom and I to wait outside the tiny security room where they held him until the cops came. Then they loudly beat the shit out of him for 10 minutes.
Do you recall acquiring any specific item or having a memorable experience at Borders Books?
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the interviewer kinda looks like if i tried to draw robert pattinson from memory
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