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missing the $5 footlong right now
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daniel howell was SLEEPING WITH his radio cohost???? i thought bro just wrote self help books 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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That’s DOCTOR to you. ☺️
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SSRIs are safe, effective, and save lives. More importantly, RFK Jr. has no medical background, could probably use a psych eval himself, and needs to GTFO of people's medical decisions.
New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.
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ICE budget: $185,000,000,000 Iran war budget: $25,00,000,000 Israel aid budget: $3,500,000,000 Ballroom budget: $400,000,000 Your gas budget: ? Your healthcare budget: ? Your housing budget: ? You’re paying the price for it all.
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??? Why the fuck would he do that? Please tell me she is in stable Condition.
Alysa Liu shot by Hudson Williams at the Met Gala via hudsonwilliamsofficial on Threads
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Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything racist this year
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hand holding is reserved for Aprils fools ONLY!
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“live in the oval office” trump in the oval office as every stream plays his flatline:
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18 Aug 2025
if our love’s insanity why are you my clarity
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18 Jul 2025
So infidelity at a Coldplay concert can make headline news but when my wife hooks up with one of The Chainsmokers on our son’s 8th Grade Field Trip it’s my fault for pushing the family away
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Replying to @tylerrjoseph
”After that… I’m not sure“
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24 Jun 2025
new challenge for NYC residents just dropped
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wait
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20 Jun 2025
ill die for FaZe Clan before i die for this country
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22 Jun 2025
Impeach 47.
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21 Apr 2025
Replying to @TedNivison
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Only in American can a right winger kill a democratic politician and right wingers proceed to convince the masses that it was actually the liberals who killed the liberal politician
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13 Jun 2025
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked this diva
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