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30 Mar 2025
Did you know I’m a pretty poor fake ass leader who’s somehow fooled people?
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30 Mar 2025
At least I’m pretty good at being useless so I’ve got that going for me.
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7 Mar 2025
I’ve decided that my game about hashbrowns and the proletariat will be a ‘Roll or Right’ game.
You either roll the dice and do what they say or move one space to the right.
It’s a can’t miss design.
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28 Feb 2025
It’s been a while since I reminded everyone to take some time to hone the f*ck out of their craft.
I need to take my own advice.
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13 Feb 2025
I’d love to go to the parade on Friday but I don’t think I would be able to stand for that long without sitting down.
The walking no problem, just keep moving.
The standing still would kill my back and knees.
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13 Feb 2025
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been kicked off a social media platform for spam cuz you were celebrating with your team’s fans in your own nonsense way.
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11 Feb 2025
It seems that if you send 2000 Blessed Responses during the Super Bowl someone might accuse you of spamming.
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30 Nov 2024
Gonna smother some mashed potatoes in cheese and gravy and then take a nap.
Big things happening at the FatKid house.
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25 Nov 2024
I have finalized my Winter Solstice Adjacent Holiday Gift Giving Time wishlist for you to put on your fridges
Reminder I need yours by 5pm Thursday.
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17 Nov 2024
(Closest substitute for) French Toast Sunday! *clap*clap*clapclapclap*
Hopefully @mdriddlen is accepting.
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11 Nov 2024
For (not even close to) the last f*cking time:
It’s not a f*cking booth for you to ‘showcase’ your game.
It’s a playtesting space.
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10 Nov 2024
French Toast Sunday! *clapclapclapclapclap*
(With plates for the haters)
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8 Nov 2024
Last night my brain decided that someone needs to write the story of Sodom and Gamera.
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