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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 12
With $1T ($1,000,000,000,000 USD)
Elon Musk could:
- Jack me off fucking crazy style
- Go gorilla mode on my shii
- Fuck me crazy retardo mode
- Go sloppy toppy all over my freak ass tard dick
- Walk in on my dad naked n start fuckin on him
- Piss in his own face (like a retard)
It’s the Trillionaire grindset. Get with it or kill yourself.
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Jun 12
Buc-ee's brisket is like a 6/10 but that's because in America half the country can do a 10/10 brisket with a $30 smoker and 100 year old grandpas spice blend.
If you're not from the states? hell, not from the south?
Buc-ee's will blow your shit smoove off, do no sleep on it.
Jun 11
Honestly… if you insult Buc-ee’s Brisket, you deserve to get deported.
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Jun 11
cube update
really wish the plants would grow faster but the fish seem to like the backside enough.
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Jun 11
ah, right, it's copyright.
what's copyright? we can't tell you.
it's not public.
someone's PRIVATE video is totally being stolen by me, someone who can't see it because it's private.
cool, cool.
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 10
i think shes using me for my bad video game skills terrible penis and unsettling demeanor
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 9
got wife into league so i could finally have a lulu kitten and this foid picks up hecarim instead like whatever man
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
TheRadBrad didn’t hold niggas down in the trenches for yall to be calling ppl “larp gamers” for experiencing games thru lets plays
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 8
Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 6
Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 6
Mousegirls will look you dead in the eyes and say shit like “it’s a chedda to meet you” and “my apolocheese” and then act confused when you start putting up glue traps
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Jun 4
twitter is just tweeting the setup of a joke and letting engagement farming accounts fight for the best punchline in the quotes
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Every now and then this site will just completely dogpile a random Youtube video. But no one ever watches it, they just assume the content of the video and get angry about that.
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Jun 2
why does youtube compress the fuck out of thumbnails man so unnecessary even with the updated upload limits
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
Jun 1
“It’s fine, I just didn’t think the backrooms would be chinese”
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
May 31
every time i try to design a game this image keeps popping into my head and making me feel like a chud
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