be the joke you want to make in the world
Joined January 2020
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I think the reason I so enjoy Twitter is that it offers the closest recreation of college with its delightful blend of high minded intellectualism, witty banter, and unbridled horniness. My holy trinity of interests.
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When I say I’m trying to be a pussy magnet, this is what I mean btw
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have you ever been down this bad?
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Pretty concerned with this bookmark. But I don’t want to shame
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White monster is what the ladies call me. Low cal energy is what I bring to the table and it’s appreciated.
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I’m fine no matter what. People always be saying how fiiiinnnnne I am
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Are you fine with people hating you?
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To play Pokemon Gold for the first time again
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Stop posting my mom
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It’s like Product Manager but additive
explain your username
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Give her the dIck. They love that one
What’s a good Ick to give women for someone just getting into giving women the Ick
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This is actually the highest of art. Your problems with it, if you have them, are with the culture not the content.
This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke
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Let he who has never comforted a crying stripper (that was probably scamming him) throw the first stone 🙏
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Do women actually get stuck in washing machines? Or is that just a Hollywood thing?
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So, if I love attractive women, that necessarily implies I can get them? Love that for us
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It’s a tale as old as time, attractive women are hated by non attractive ones and by men who can’t get them
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See, the actual mechanism here is that *I* love my real personality when drunk and typicals just respond to that confidence/self-love. One could learn much from this. Alternatively, alcoholism.
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As a neurodivergent, anyone else notice how neurotypicals suddenly love your real personality when they’re drunk??
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This is adhd autism is so potent. Autism nerfs the emotions, which in turn nerfs experiencing time. AADHDers therefore exist outside of time, focusing entirely on rotating shapes in space.
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Before my ADHD diagnosis: “Why do I always feel like I have plenty of time, until I suddenly don’t?”
After my ADHD diagnosis: “Oh. I experience time emotionally, not chronologically.”
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