Exeter born & bred, @OfficialECFC till I die & dressed up at weekends 🦁😉. Keep an eye on @SCCambuurLwd & @HSV too. AI enthusiast. All views are my own.
Joined February 2009
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Jun 13
Wondering if Morocco coach Mohamed Ouhabi is the long lost brother of Baby Billy Freeman from the Righteous Gemstones? 🤔 #BRAMOR
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Harry and Paul skewered them years ago
May 30
This show is now an artefact. It all seems so anachronistic. Their snobbery is so old hat. “The richest man in the world, who is working to send man to Mars, is so stupid he can’t have read the Odyssey hohoho the only Homer he has heard of is Simpson hoho”
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May 29
Love the Phoenix Nights style announcement from Bolton here 🤣
🙌 Introducing your 2026/27 Bolton Wanderers home kit!
👉 bwfootball.club/4uEgeRJ
#bwfc
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May 22
Southampton FC’s #Spygate scandal deserved a short claymation documentary.
So I made one.
SPIES, TREES AND PLAY-OFF CHEATS.
Full video 👇
youtu.be/q3P9DSYeVd4?si=pxza…
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May 21
I hear Tonda Eckert is in line for the next James Bond film…🤣
May 20
We have this evening been informed that the EFL’s League Arbitration Panel has upheld the sanctions imposed earlier this week.
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May 21
NO - you haven’t been FINED £200m.
You’ve lost the opportunity to PLAY for £200m.
You’ve not got a god-given right to that prize money. Show a bit of respect to your (former) opponents for goodness sake.
The arrogance is astounding.
May 20
If the EFL had any balls whatsoever they would just promote Hull automatically. Putting Boro into the final just create's another headache should they beat Hull, when Hull have been preparing to face us for the last 10 days.
£200k for Leeds.
£200m for Saints.
Farcical.
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May 20
Looking for Southampton at Wembley on Saturday…
May 20
We have this evening been informed that the EFL’s League Arbitration Panel has upheld the sanctions imposed earlier this week.
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May 20
To suggest it’s a £200m sanction to the club shows a huge lack of respect to Hull City.
Keep digging that hole Saints. 🤡
May 20
A statement from Phil Parsons, Chief Executive, Southampton Football Club.
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May 2
Hello League Two my old friend…
Nothing more than we deserve based on our form in the second half of the season.
A season of rebuilding awaits, consolidation the aim for next season and then kick on from there.
Still, our day will come again. UTC. CTID.
May 2
⏱️ FULL-TIME: City 1️⃣ Bradford City 2️⃣
After a four year spell in League One, today’s result means that City are relegated to Sky Bet League Two for the 26/27 season.
We thank you for your support today and over the whole season.
#ECFC #SemperFidelis
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Apr 30
🚨🟣 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Michael Jackson will be in charge of Burnley until the end of the season. ✅
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Apr 26
Time to reflect a day later on yesterday…which was a great weekend in Burton only spoilt as ever by 90 minutes of football.
Second half yesterday we seemed to refer back to type, no sense of urgency, just passing it around the back in our own half aimlessly. We’re meant to be fighting for survival, so why are we not attacking at all costs?
The passing around the back has got to be one of my biggest pet hates in football, it’s rarely productive and doesn’t make for great viewing. But hey, it gets the pass stats up right?
Leaving the ground yesterday it felt like a funeral wake. Thankfully a decent evening in Burton helped take the mind off our impending relegation, hence why I’m only posting now.
I know there’s a very slim chance of survival next week, but considering we’ve won one game in three months, it’ll be deserved if the inevitable happens.
Really need to focus on rebuilding next season to get us back on an even keel, and fingers crossed we’ll win more than we lose.
I love this club but hate how it puts me through the wringer 🤣 Will I be there for the rollercoaster once again next season though? You bet.
Old habits die hard. UTC. 🔴⚪️
Apr 25
⏱️ FULL-TIME: @burtonalbionfc 1️⃣ City 1️⃣
It ends even at the Pirelli Stadium.
#ECFC #SemperFidelis
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Apr 24
I think the way forward as a compromise with regard to programmes is to create a small 8-12 page printed/digital version (option of using either) for around £1-£1.50.
Have a small print run and if they sell out, the option to order for delivery or buy an online copy is there then.
All it really needs to include is manager’s notes, details on the opposition, referee profile, upcoming fixtures and a squad list.
At ECFC our programme is still going, but for me the price now doesn’t reflect the output you get from it, and with more content consumed online now you’re just regurgitating information if you add in more pages.
I don’t understand how after over 100 of clubs printing programmes and issuing real physical tickets all of a sudden since Covid people have all decided to stop.
Good luck being nostalgic in your old age in 30/40/50 years time. We’ll have no physical mementos of anything
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Apr 22
Here are some of his “words of wisdom”.
Apr 22
Club statement: Liam Rosenior
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Apr 21
🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Apr 19
Whoever kept farting in that away end too the right of the goal at the front, get your fucking bowels checked you horrible dirty bastard you smell like your dying #wafc
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Apr 18
This is what it meant 😁
Apr 18
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Chris Sumner retweeted
Apr 18
JACK BYCROFT... ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 🤯
The Exeter City goalkeeper scored a 96th-minute equaliser to rescue a point!
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Apr 17
Three great football men who are sadly no longer with us.
I love this advert.
Sir Bobby Robson and Graham Taylor wish good luck to the new England manager, Terry Venables in this 1994 Yellow Pages advert.
Sadly all 3 men are no longer with us.
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