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30 Apr 2018
When you don’t need a juice box because you are already a snack x.com/daltonmauldin5/status/…
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27 Mar 2024
This whole living in north Idaho thing… going to have a great summer at the lake and river, but too much racism here to live long-term.
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16 Dec 2023
Am I pretentious or does anyone else lose all trust in a recipe when it says ‘4 tablespoons’ or ‘3 teaspoons’?
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4 Dec 2023
This is what those broccoli cut kids look like
4 Dec 2023
Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head.
looking like a little beret
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4 Nov 2023
Parents with obese children should be investigated for child abuse
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19 Oct 2023
If I win the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.
18 Oct 2023
Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET
Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?
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3 Oct 2023
In the 2.5 years we have lived here, we’ve had
- 1 car window smashed and robbed
- 1 bottle of piss thrown at the car (while driving)
- 1 doormat peed on by homeless man
- 1 bike stolen
- 1 forced-entry to our apartment by a known drug-dealing client
Excited to move to Idaho.
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3 Oct 2023
I got my bike stolen today…..I went & stole it back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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24 Sep 2023
We eat so much junk food as a society that whenever we eat real food it’s considered a ‘diet’
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17 Aug 2023
Someone at work asked me why I dislike Russel Wilson so much and my eye started twitching.
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7 Jul 2023
Today my boyfriend fried eggs in a pot. Not a pan. A pot. True ingenuity.
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5 Jul 2023
Only Cashmere kids can do the line dance to Boot Scootin Boogie and Achy-breaky heart on command
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23 Jun 2023
Playing pickle ball, I scored 10 points in a row on my boyfriend. I won’t tag him to save him from the embarrassment.
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