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3 Jun 2016
I was driving about 100mph on the George Bush Turnpike where that picture was taken, how did they get such a clear shot ? WHAT THE FUCK
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3 Jun 2016
This is something straight the fuck out of 1984 I'm never going to Dallas again
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3 Jun 2016
prepared to flee the country again ! but my passport card hasn't made it in yet... weird
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3 Jun 2016
I sent in my passport book when I applied for a card 2 weeks ago and the state dept. sent me a renewed book with extra visa pages. wtf
3 Jun 2016
aren't tax collectors like the most universally hated group of people in human history? this could actually be a cool job
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1 Jun 2016
LDL Cholesterol 86
HDL Cholesterol 71
My arteries are as clean as a newborn's. Vegetarianism WORKS x.com/american_heart/status/…
1 Jun 2016
1 Jun 2016
MY CAROTID ARTERIES HAVE THE SAME CALCIFICATION PERCENTAGE AS A 10 YEAR OLD KID. VEGETARIANISM WORKS GUYS
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1 Jun 2016
Disappointed in y'all. Break up with MEAT AND DAIRY. Cholesterol is the real killer x.com/american_heart/status/…
1 Jun 2016
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1 Jun 2016
The cholesterol in the f'n disgusting meat y'all eat is promoting heart attacks and strokes. Not your french fries x.com/cspi/status/7379792484…
Breaking News: @US_FDA issues voluntary sodium reduction targets. Excess sodium promotes heart attack, stroke. ow.ly/ndCu300Nxg9
1 Jun 2016
Shoutout to @US_FDA for bitching about salt but not GMO crops, high fructose corn syrup, and factory farmed chickens x.com/cspi/status/7379792484…
Breaking News: @US_FDA issues voluntary sodium reduction targets. Excess sodium promotes heart attack, stroke. ow.ly/ndCu300Nxg9
1 Jun 2016
Excess being a fatass also promotes heart attack and stroke (not mine tho) Stop eating shitty unhealthy food. x.com/cspi/status/7379792484…
Breaking News: @US_FDA issues voluntary sodium reduction targets. Excess sodium promotes heart attack, stroke. ow.ly/ndCu300Nxg9
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1 Jun 2016
Why the fuck does the us Gov't think my salt consumption is their business? Im on a medical high sodium diet fuck u x.com/gma/status/73798021030…
1 Jun 2016
WATCH: @ABC EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Govt. sets new guidelines on sodium levels for your food: abcn.ws/282LwSX snpy.tv/22xtpR4
31 May 2016
All my followers should pitch in $20 to @ConnerforAR 's US Senate campaign! Arkansas needs him!!
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31 May 2016
I feel more at home when I'm in a hotel room than I do when I'm actually at home
31 May 2016
I just bought a state trooper lunch. I respect county sheriffs snd state police. not municipal tho