im like hank the cowdog if he was real

Joined April 2020
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He does this every single day... Thank you for the amazing commission @Banana_da_boi
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HAPPY SATURDAY IF YOU ARE A BEAR PLEASE DM ME
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This is important to me and I never even got mario wonder
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Just another selfie ๐Ÿ“ท
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uhh so i learned some exciting new information today
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sighh
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WAIT I KNOW THIS GUY
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Happy Fridayyyy! #FCF
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I had too many drinks (3) and got a lot of sun at SPLASHHH!!!! Its was fun and there were many beautiful penisis and large men. Blessed day
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Lay back and follow his lead ~ Captain's orders! โญ๐ŸฆŠ (๐ŸŽ™๏ธaudio work provided by @SpicyGayDog )
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cramped commute
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would you laugh at him for drinking a red bull WIP ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ซ
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23 May 2025
Thief
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its my birthday im seeing sheep detectives yayyyy
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14 Aug 2024
โ€œEveryone knows what I did. My advisors watch me get bigger and bigger each month, and no one believes any of my excuses anymore. โ€”But I canโ€™t stop. I need to feel like this all the timeโ€ฆโ€ amazing work from @crunchessy !!! ๐Ÿ’œ
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Storm in X-Men Evolution when Mystique snuck in the mansion:

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outgrew his twink clothes
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The lesson here is that stealing is awesome --- Full Piece for @/Cerurulean, featuring their Yeen Seru and my big guy Clayton :)
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So do we like the nipple rings?
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