i dont live to eat, i eat to live. i have a few more vices than i care to have. i find it more gratifying to make someone elses day rather than my own.

Joined July 2010
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24 May 2018
Just watched the last 25 min of Back to the Future. Certainly holds up for this guy. #33YearsLater
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13 May 2018
Must have made the right move to new town. Spray paint and razer blades are free range.
18 Dec 2017
Guy having a phone conversation on the train, on speaker for 15 minutes. I never thought I'd miss the subway.
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7 Dec 2017
Food for thought. Re @Joe Rogan and @DougStanhope. If there was an apocalypse who would be your top 20 people you want to survive.
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31 Aug 2017
You Can't Do That On Television the elevator series?
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27 Mar 2017
With 3 kids under 5 finding a piece of bread around here without raisins in it is like trying to smell the number 9.
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5 Feb 2017
If you've ever combed the beach for that elusive piece of blue sea glas... Pack Your Bags and bring your Aqua Socks! thesun.co.uk/news/2744557/wa…

2 Jan 2017
I dont trust anyone over 25 in addidas, nike or fila slip on flops with white socks.
9 Nov 2016
Certainly not a bad way to end the trip. #oakorchardcreek
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7 Nov 2016
So far so good.
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4 Nov 2016
Dinner reservations w the wife Fri night 5pm. If we keep this up we will be eating dinner at 11am when we are 60.
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29 Oct 2016
All I do all day is walk around the house turning lights off and resealing WetWipes packages.
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16 Aug 2016
it's a sweet 1000 degrees in Jersey City tonight...
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15 Jul 2016
I just don't trust a dude in skinny pants and blue suede shoes. #NoOffence
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23 Apr 2016
on a positive note my girls finally will pick up worms, so fishing seemed plausible. Then they called them their babies, and the dream died
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