Poor man don drop quote😂😂

Updated my 12 pro max to the latest iOS (26.5.1), then my phone rebooted several times and now the screen won’t respond anymore, on top of that it’s showing this welcome screen like it did a reset? What could be the issue pls

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

I dey horny now, na porn I dey watch o, I no disturb you Anytime wey you need money go watch who wants to be a millionaire

Masturbating is literally "let me make my whole next days or week feel like shit so I can get to enjoy feeling "happy" for 3 seconds today" Nerves are not some unlimited energy stuff. Just like your heart and liver can explode from alcohol and coke, so does your nervous system

Least obvious US State Department bot farm account 😒 "GHNationalist57" which suddenly became a Ghanaian nationalist in April 2026.

you go just dey your thing, girl wey nice to you before nor go dey nice again, you go dey wonder wetin happen, you nor go know say she don start dey hate you small small because you no catch her vague ass shots wey she dey shoot since.

so if man no guide,e no deserve woman loyalty. but if e guide make he loyal to one woman. Go buy jersey make you print mumu for the back dey fly ham and down abeg 😭😂

How much is your crypto twitter account worth. If your CT account was a coin, you would be ? Check yours here: ct-worth-tool.surf.computer/

I just saw this video somewhere and I find the facts very interesting True or false?

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

I’ve been talking to this girl for over two weeks, and she agreed to go on a date with me yesterday. She chose the restaurant herself, which I didn’t mind. In my head, I already had plans for how the night would go I liked her and wanted to sleep with her, since we’ve been talking about it already and I’ve been giving her signals which she was aware of it but she started acting oblivion. I got to the restaurant before she arrived. When she finally came, she brought a friend along, which surprised me because she hadn’t mentioned it. Still, I didn’t make a big deal out of it. In my mind, I was thinking I needed to get value for the money I was about to spend. After we were done with the date gimmick, I told her that she and her friend should come with me to my place in Osapa London so we could spend the night together. I didn’t sugarcoat it I said it directly, even at the table. She got upset and said I was embarrassing her. At that point, I felt like she and her friend were trying to take advantage of me, so I decided to outsmart them. I had budgeted 300k for the date, but when the bill came, it was around 600k. I asked the waiter to split the bill mine separately, and theirs together. My bill came to about 110k, which I paid. When it was time for them to pay, she started complaining. I then confronted her to pay she and her friend’s bill, and it turned into a scene that lasted about 20 minutes. Eventually, I managed to leave the place and went outside, leaving her there. When i got home yesterday I didn’t bother to ask how she and her friend cleared the bill 🤣🤣, she started cussing me sent many voice notes, text and calls which I didn’t pick so she ended up blocking me. In my opinion, if she wasn’t interested in anything beyond the date, she shouldn’t have tried to run up such a high bill.

I'll try this actually. To try and open the gateway for Nigerians because of the new twitter location feature. So I'll try and follow 100 people daily starting today. If you're in tech and I'm not following you, kindly RT this and drop a comment.

If you want to take a fine boy out on a date, please come prepared. This is not a charity organization. First, you’ll need to sponsor his outfit. A fine boy cannot be appearing in last week’s drip, he has standards. Next, pay his barber because the fade won’t cut itself. After that, arrange pickup from his house. Transportation is part of the romance. Remember, this is a fine boy we are talking about. The competition is intense. Applications are plenty. So if you’re not ready to invest, kindly step aside and allow serious contenders to proceed. These are simply the bare minimum requirements. I have spoken.

Smokers are the worst texters. they're either too busy smoking, forget they have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.

A Samsung phone, with the right settings, cannot be turned off without the knowledge of the owner. You can’t switch to airplane mode, you can’t switch to silent, you can’t turn off mobile data, and you can’t switch the phone off.

This is crazy at such a young age. Information truly is power!

They are here. Just waiting for the command to strike. They are your gatemen, drivers, etc. They are hiding in plain sight.

I’m going to kill myself ajeh No money No friend’s Single mom I’m 19 No siblings My life is a Mess yahweh(God) Ending it by 7:00pm