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with headlines like this it will be somewhat ambiguous going forward whether King Charles is ill x.com/nytimes/status/1567948…

Britain's new king will officially be known as King Charles III, Clarence House has confirmed. Follow live updates: nyti.ms/3TPd1wB
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just met a bulldog named chef boyardee
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30 Mar 2025
is NYT cooking okay?
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A San Francisco resident captures footage of driverless Waymo cars honking at each other outside his condo, August 2024.
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very sad news. the person hired to count the pinocchios has exploded
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Girl before a Mirror, by Pablo Picasso, 1932, 📸 via @cjzero
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this is the vibe of everything on nba league pass that isn’t live basketball
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paper is tree prosciutto
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they should spill something nice in the environment
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usa drop the mic (military industrial complex)
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lebron setting back to back NBA records for all time scoring and longest time out
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31 Jan 2023
not sure if oat milk in oatmeal should be kosher
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this winter everyone is clamoring for one accessory
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23 Dec 2022
We should give Danny DeVito more power
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elon doesnt want u to know I tweeted this from my smart toilet
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training AI on shit culture to unlock its grand mysteries
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can u even imagine getting to light the beam x.com/SacramentoKings/status…

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we can reduce screen time by bringing back beepers
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22 Dec 2022
is this thing on
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twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.
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