Shackled in the light of day freed only in dreams at night.
Joined May 2022
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The light brings the darkness of responsibilities of reality, the cold air of cruel prisons in which we are all shackled to something whereas the night brings the radiant light and warmth of escape into dreams and alternate lives otherwise unlivable.
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Your βjokeβ disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.
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A nervous breakdown sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.
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You donβt get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of hard work. And tacos. And margaritas. And wine at the beach.
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I meant drinking coffee and mopping you fucking pervs. What the hell else would I mean by drinking and pole dancing?
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Iβm just drinking and pole dancing today, donβt mind me.
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I miss galavanting. Apparently there is a limit and if Iβd known I would have galavanted harder.
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I donβt love who I am when the server brings chips and salsa to the table
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Stop teaching girls that a boy is mean to her because he likes her and instead teach her to throat punch that little fucker.
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An emerald mine nepo baby trillionaire wants me, a nurse and disabled vet, to pay for Twitter at 40% off? Bahahahahahaha fuck you.
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I went to the farm stand up the road for squash because I was impatient. The day they handed out patience I fucking left cuz it took too long. I get home, start it in the steamer, go tend my garden and find these. Fuck.
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Scientists did a clinical study on how alcohol affects a personβs ability to move. The results were staggering.
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I just want you all to know that I have succeeded in finding myself. Iβm at home avoiding people.
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I actually gave a fuck earlier today but you missed it.
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I donβt wanna brag but I stayed out of jail today.
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Every time I have a snack I end up standing here like Iβm being held hostage with hands up until my dogs are convinced itβs gone.
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Fuck Google corporate fat cats. I downloaded DogDog search from the App Store. 50% of their ad revenue goes to rescuing dogs and itβs a decent search engine too.
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Iβve been doing this crazy shit where I exercise every single day, no rest days just active rest days which is fancy for more exercise anyways I might die send tacos.
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