I mean I'd just like a thimble full of fucking integrity, an iota of principle, just a GLIMPSE of humanity from the shower in power

Joined February 2009
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At last, we are seeing some imagination & maturity in leadership roles.
Watch this it’s fascinating - I asked James Timpson what he’d do about prisons and sentencing if he was in charge. He believes only a third of prisoners in jail should definitely be there. He’s now in charge of prisons (but not sentencing).
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5 Jul 2024
I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on
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Farage has played his hand perfectly
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People are underestimating Farage re-entering the ring. The debate tonight showed his charismatic persona. He's the new Boris Johnson. #ITVDebate
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Replying to @nytimes
@nytimes explain this Sirs! Signed indignant Letterbox lover 😤
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Let's keep it that way
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How @TomSwarbrick1 didn’t finish the call with regular Sean saying, 'love to the family' shows extreme restraint. Well done Tom, very professional. @LBC 👏👏👏
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My oil painting of McDonald’s Egg McMuffin
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Caller on @LBC with an exasperated @TomSwarbrick1 proving that it’s possible to breathe through your ears.
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He’s no @rickygervais is he. #Oscars
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Now we know why Catherine has gone into hiding. #bigbrother
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4 Mar 2024
He cropped my name out lmao
4 Mar 2024
I used to get a panicky sensation in the pit of my stomach when I trended on here. Now I just take it as confirmation that I am almost certainly right about whatever it is the humourless little fat fingered keyboard chubsters are moaning about today.
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11 February 2024: Claire Leveque, 24, was found dead at a property in Shetland. Aren Pearson, 39, is charged with murder.
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30 Dec 2023
A lovely Christmas message. 🎄😍
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Replying to @LeeAndersonMP_
Totally agree with you Lee. Hoax calling is vile.
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🎧"My grandson's doing his Nativity play. They've made Jesus's mum a pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. The school's gone woke!😡" 🎙️"You said this last year, Colin." 🎧"Which is proof that Sunak's migration policy is failing!"
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What we’ve learned so far at the Covid inquiry (turns out the Tories are terrible). With @GavinEsler
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Gullis with Poppies, a retrospective. POA
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Tory Party Conference luncheon menu leaked… #ToryConference @brian_bilston 👏
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