More like an idiot hurricane
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you know, I'm something of a mortal downer myself
Apr 12
MORTAL DOWNERめちゃくちゃ良いと思うんだけど、十人十色やね
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pretty sure my mom would use the one wish willow to wish i would love her more than anyone else in the world
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At least the Nazis marched the Jews to camp. Israel just kills Palestinians in their homes and on their streets. In their schools and in their hospitals.
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why doesn't google have an "events happening near you" feature. or a "how many other people are searching the same thing as you" feature.
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captain clark doesn't want you to change. will chase you around every where you go. it will horrify and repulse others. it will lift you up and take a bite of the shoulder that bears the discomfort of being alive. gaze into the abyss and witness yourself in lockstep w ur shadow
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in and out of the gym, my body is sculpted by fun. a body by fun is inherently rewarding, making each instance of exercise a joy you'd hate to lose out on due to other demands of life.
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Roberto Jimmy Calamari retweeted
the aliens choosing two american children to impart their powers shows the aliens knew only peak neoliberalism through mass media could launch a global war on terror through assimilation under the rule of superior technical wizardry
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what could emily blunt's character possibly say at the end of disclosure day that would have any effect on anything? she is christ personified and like christ she would be crucified by the powers that be while being co-opted by them, her message bastardized for exploitation
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LISTEN: the freaky gray aliens who keep crashing and getting caught are actually here to help us learn how to love all others. lets put down our nukes and try to really get to know each other and how similar we all are. the aliens showed me how and I can show you how too
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if it was up to spielberg, jesus christ too would've been touched by an alien
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If I had a one wish willow I would wish for all women to find me irresistible. The only downside would be I would be milked to death.
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I FEEL LIKE THIS IS DESCRIBING BACKROOMS. Zizek would sniff it all up.
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This movie only worked because it's a good movie
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