Security Engineer at NERSC || DEFCON Goon || tweets are mine, not theirs :)

Joined February 2015
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🎊beatmania IIDX 26th anniversary🎊
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ken i have great news
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Replying to @_JohnHammond
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thank you to everyone for a truly amazing #defcon32 - remember that most social media is toxic af and you’d probably be better off doing any number of other things. i leave you with the weirdest (and awesomest) thing in my reel from the weekend - until next year! ✌️
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Unlike DC32, SecKC is actually cancelled this month. Legend has it, the presenters are still wandering around, deleting C-00000291*.sys Catch us next month at Tall Trellis on 9/10! Link to follow!
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if a stranger asks whether or not you like spicy stuff, assuming one does, the answer shoild be an emphatic “yes”
welcome to morning of day 3. pirates doing couchcon each night. if bk can remember to update website maybe you can chill out with us. 0d1n gave out a bunch of coins. lots of badge drops and giveaways, hot peppers to eat, booze to share. busy day. see you soon.
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Introducing…
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this is known as malörtware and it’s fucking illegal
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six years ago i went to my first DEFCON - and today at #defcon32 i got my goon patch. probably sounds silly to some but while i could never say i’d for sure get on that stage someday (won’t stop me from trying), i always knew i’d make a great goon. LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Just FYI if you see any reference to goons this week they're talking about the staff at DEFCON not the members of your subreddit.
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hey did you know if you hold your #defcon32 badge up to your hotel tv you can see the ghost of every process you’ve ever killed? neat, huh? join me for more #badgelife tips this week!
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if you’re in town for #defcon32 and looking for something to do tonight, i’ll be at the Round1 arcade in Meadows Mall pretty late. they have a bar. you should come! i’ll be here most likely
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the real friends were the sticker walls we became along the way
I’ll just put my stickers on your face
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My badge and SAOs for #bsides and #defcon will be announced later today. #hackersummercamp
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these will go v quickly #badgelife #DEFCON #defcon32
Available now for order the DCZia Ziatron #defcon #badgelife badge! tindie.com/products/hamster/… Limited availability - pick up options at DefCon!
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a brief pause to your regularly scheduled shitposting to bring you some shit posting (as in, resorts world is full of shit - @McGrewSecurity is dat dude and he knows it)
Update: They came back with a stapled set of pictures of wifi pineapples, jammers, like 3 or four pages of what you’d get from hak5, hacker warehouse, etc. I would recommend not leaving out anything with an antenna, or that resembles anything from the above. #defcon32
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do want
17 Jun 2024
Hey #badgelife fans! We are super excited to reveal our FREE SAO for #DEFCON this year! We will have at least 230 on hand to distribute throughout #DC32. Be sure to follow us to here when and where drops will occur! #powerglove
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yeah we like to party
5 Aug 2024
I see the SecKC crew has at least partially arrived… I won’t be there until Thursday, don’t piss off the venue before I get there, por favor 😂
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yeah i appreciate fine art #badgelife #DEFCON #defcon32
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be a shame if people found me working 2p - 8p at LVCC in the first floor atrium to sell me more things to display 🥹👉👈
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