valks fan and various teams enjoyer, amateur comment reader, professional fs and tennis watcher, college student, temporarily corporate drone
Joined October 2024
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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han ๐ก๏ธ retweeted
Jun 14
relevant again because some of the stuff people are saying about izzy and tash rn over a basketball altercation isโฆ. too much
May 16
many people have an inability to engage in a bit of fun sports trash talk and banter without taking it to places it doesnโt need to go like damn maybe relax a little and youโll have more fun
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han ๐ก๏ธ retweeted
poop and shit have officially announced they will continue to clog the toilets
๐จIce dance duo Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron have officially announced they will continue competing! โธ๏ธโจ
Their ultimate goal is the 2030 Winter Olympics on home soil in the French Alps. Speaking to L'รquipe, Cizeron shared that the prospect of performing in front of a home crowd was the perfect motivation to commit to this new four-year Olympic cycle.
#FigureSkating #Olympics
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han ๐ก๏ธ retweeted
Fuck a fine Cathy is going to call in an air strike at all star bro ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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han ๐ก๏ธ retweeted
Jun 13
Top 10 WNBA leaders in assist/turnover ratio [UPDATED]:
1. Jessica Shepard | 4.31
2. Veronica Burton | 3.67
3. Jackie Young | 3.29
4. Jordin Canada | 2.86
5. Paige Bueckers | 2.76
6. Skylar Diggins | 2.68
7. Kelsey Plum | 2.14
8. Alyssa Thomas | 2.13
9. Olivia Miles | 2.11
10. Chelsea Gray | 2.10
*players with at least 50 assists
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Jun 13
RT @bayareadirtbag: anywayyyyy a few stupid chuds scribbling a bible verse on their hats won't change the fact that san francisco and lgbtqโฆ
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han ๐ก๏ธ retweeted
Jun 12
whole plane watching the Spurs game except for one dude watching Alysa Liu Promise US Nationals 2026
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Jun 12
Sorry to whoever follows my old Twitter account(s)
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han ๐ก๏ธ retweeted
Jun 11
me complaining about 90 minutes of soccer when i happily watch 6 hours of a junior grand prix
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Jun 11
Scrolling TikTok for longer than 1 minute makes you feel smart as shit
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Jun 11
I'm glad I have a twitter addiction instead. At least im reading short form text while rotting my brain
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Jun 10
They're doing this on purpose I swear lmfao
A matchup you don't want to miss ๐คฉ
The Sun head to Canada to face the Tempo as they continue Commissioner's Cup action tonight at 7pm/ET on League Pass!
2026 WNBA Commissioner's Cup presented by @coinbase
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Jun 10
WE are starting narratives
Jun 9
Most sets won 6-0/6-1 in 2026:
ATP
๐ฎ๐น Sinner - 15
๐ฉ๐ช Zverev - 15
๐ช๐ธ Jodar - 14
๐ณ๐ด Ruud - 10
๐บ๐ธ Tien - 10
WTA
๐ท๐บ Andreeva - 20
๐ต๐ฑ Swiatek - 18
๐บ๐ธ Gauff - 15
๐บ๐ธ Jovic - 15
๐ท๐บ Shnaider - 15
๐บ๐ฆ Svitolina - 15
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Jun 10
I think whatever discourse going on is genuinely too nuanced for "wbb twt" to understand lol
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Jun 10
Shit talk is not the same as people getting weird and personal about a player. people are allowed to talk. however if someone is getting weird and personal instead of worrying about ball, that's also wrong lol
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Jun 10
I've seen all of this happen in the last 4 hours which means it's bedtime (*americans) time to log off
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