valks fan and various teams enjoyer, amateur comment reader, professional fs and tennis watcher, college student, temporarily corporate drone

Joined October 2024
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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han ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ retweeted
relevant again because some of the stuff people are saying about izzy and tash rn over a basketball altercation isโ€ฆ. too much
many people have an inability to engage in a bit of fun sports trash talk and banter without taking it to places it doesnโ€™t need to go like damn maybe relax a little and youโ€™ll have more fun
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han ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ retweeted
poop and shit have officially announced they will continue to clog the toilets
๐ŸšจIce dance duo Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron have officially announced they will continue competing! โ›ธ๏ธโœจ Their ultimate goal is the 2030 Winter Olympics on home soil in the French Alps. Speaking to L'ร‰quipe, Cizeron shared that the prospect of performing in front of a home crowd was the perfect motivation to commit to this new four-year Olympic cycle. #FigureSkating #Olympics
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han ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ retweeted
Fuck a fine Cathy is going to call in an air strike at all star bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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han ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ retweeted
Top 10 WNBA leaders in assist/turnover ratio [UPDATED]: 1. Jessica Shepard | 4.31 2. Veronica Burton | 3.67 3. Jackie Young | 3.29 4. Jordin Canada | 2.86 5. Paige Bueckers | 2.76 6. Skylar Diggins | 2.68 7. Kelsey Plum | 2.14 8. Alyssa Thomas | 2.13 9. Olivia Miles | 2.11 10. Chelsea Gray | 2.10 *players with at least 50 assists
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RT @bayareadirtbag: anywayyyyy a few stupid chuds scribbling a bible verse on their hats won't change the fact that san francisco and lgbtqโ€ฆ
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Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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han ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ retweeted
whole plane watching the Spurs game except for one dude watching Alysa Liu Promise US Nationals 2026
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Sorry to whoever follows my old Twitter account(s)
still following oomf that hasnโ€™t tweeted since 2023
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han ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ retweeted
me complaining about 90 minutes of soccer when i happily watch 6 hours of a junior grand prix
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Scrolling TikTok for longer than 1 minute makes you feel smart as shit
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I'm glad I have a twitter addiction instead. At least im reading short form text while rotting my brain
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They're doing this on purpose I swear lmfao
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A matchup you don't want to miss ๐Ÿคฉ The Sun head to Canada to face the Tempo as they continue Commissioner's Cup action tonight at 7pm/ET on League Pass! 2026 WNBA Commissioner's Cup presented by @coinbase
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WE are starting narratives
Most sets won 6-0/6-1 in 2026: ATP ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Sinner - 15 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Zverev - 15 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Jodar - 14 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Ruud - 10 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tien - 10 WTA ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Andreeva - 20 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Swiatek - 18 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Gauff - 15 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jovic - 15 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Shnaider - 15 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Svitolina - 15
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I think whatever discourse going on is genuinely too nuanced for "wbb twt" to understand lol
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Nobody communicates their points correctly
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Shit talk is not the same as people getting weird and personal about a player. people are allowed to talk. however if someone is getting weird and personal instead of worrying about ball, that's also wrong lol
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I've seen all of this happen in the last 4 hours which means it's bedtime (*americans) time to log off
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