Austin is just mesquite flavored San Francisco.

This sounds like a definition of masculinity that only a woman could possibly come up with

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Kansas State recruit Joseph Graves’ mother TACKLED him during a photoshoot with the team. We have never seen anything like this. 😭😭😭

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Looks like Texas Tech could go undefeated this year.

She later told him she set this up and in that moment he knew he was dumping her.

The enduring legacy of Hunter Dickinson

RT @Cobratate: I have absolutely zero idea which rapper is “beefing” which other rapper because I’m not gay.

It’s just that he prefers douchebags

Some people look good for their age but everyone still looks their age. There are like 5 exceptions to this, worldwide, and they’ve all been on the news.

Best Players to EVER put on a KU basketball uniform 1. Nick Timberlake 2. Charlie Moore 3. Cheick Diallo 4. KJ Lawson 5. Sam Cunliffe 6. Elmarko Jackson 7. Andrew White III 8. Merv Lindsay 9. Carlton Bragg Jr. 10. Michael Jankovich

its so funny that men found out that this was what women were doing at their jobs and the men went "im crashing this economy with no survivors"

Every song is better than “Imagine”

Wow, great for him. Incredible timing too that this cleared up right before the draft.

Richard Nixon using Alexa

Andrew Jackson at an HR training

World

“Ok, well, I just looked inside the car and I’m telling you … this person is dead.”

We all wanted a Mongoose in my town

That’s Chase Budinger