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tainted loaf @taint_behavin

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Joined March 2015
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tainted loaf@taint_behavin
24 Mar 2024
Thank you for your service 🫡
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How have things been here?
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Hope Heathrow security doesn’t have too many questions about my new cuffs from Regulation.
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Amazingly air Canada offered me a hotel. An hour after the cancellation. In Burlington.
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(That’s really far from the airport)
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Cancelled yet again. Maybe tomorrow?
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All I wanted was to go to Portugal and then a plane flipped over and I’ve been delayed, cancelled, rebooked on another airline, delayed, delayed further, and delayed further again.
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Anyone got good Lisbon/Porto tips?
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If winter doesn't end soon I may end myself.
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When will my serotonin return from war?
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Oops just mildly embarrassed myself. BRB walking into the river with pockets full of stones.
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Might be time to replace these 👃
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Malaise Forever
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@werewolfblake
20 Dec 2024
The curse of having a girthy hog and too much personality
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I won the sushi making class and I didn’t even realize it was a competition.
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Gay Twitter really has a soft spot for soft dick, doesn’t it?
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He shoulda went to the McDonald’s in Breezewood instead.
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My taste in music continues to make absolutely no sense at all
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Gotten back into habit of going to the gym. And also the habit of eating 4000 calories a day. 🫄
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