An alien in the world wearing a big, cushy mansuit. Comedian π€ Writer π Cumberbitch ππΎ Saibai Koedal, Meriam, Gudang people π#TallDarkFunny
Joined January 2018
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28 Jun 2023
I want a t-short that says "Lasagne is *NOT* a Bed Food."
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28 Jun 2023
I sincerely thought you'd have to discard your material possessions, scale a mountain, pray at an ashram for decades, and subsist of rice and salt to attain the kind of enlightenment @tonilodge just gives away! ππ
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9 Jun 2023
I know I'm gonna lose points for this but Happy Pride whatever-it-is. I experience time as a liquid and rn my brain is an hourglass rolling down a steep hill, I barely pay attention to my calendar, just know I love you, mama needs to lie down now π³οΈβπβπΎ
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8 Jun 2023
I painted the asexual sky!
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9 Jun 2023
In this series, I'm going to talk a great deal about my achievements, and drop a solid anecdote you can barely glean something from. You will come out admiring me and learning very little. Join my master-class now.
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24 Apr 2023
Thank you for making the last weekend of @micomfestival an absolute cracker!
@talldarkfunny was brilliant & @OliverLColeman was at his absurd best
All shows will be on our pod stream soon!
#micf #micf2023 #comedy #melbournecomedy #Melbournednd #dnd #dndcomedy #live #podcast
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Saw the fabulous @bokla and @talldarkfunny in "An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks" last night! Great split bill of 2 fun, cheeky acts. A very funny evening with a coupla boisterous babes: bit of sketch, bit of standup, and a KILLER finale π
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19 Apr 2023
My favourite thing about Melbourne? They will never run out of scruffy, bespectacled hipsters wearing patterned sweaters underneath their rainjackets. Times may change, but that will remain.
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2 Apr 2023
What happens when you comparative syndrome to someone who compares themselves to you? Does the loop go on until some kind of portal appears?
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30 Mar 2023
Ok, it needs work but hear me out... Jurassic Park but its just an US tour group in present-day wilderness Australia. And they're only saved because one of them was actually listening to Blackfullah tour guide. π or π
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22 Mar 2023
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β’Jay Wymarra - An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks
β’Lizzy Hoo - Woo Hoo!
β’Matthew Vasquez - Chilean Like the Miners
β’Michael Hing - Long Live The Hing
β’Nina Oyama - We Should Hang Out!
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24 Mar 2023
I'm officially a grown up. You want proof...? I just had a nightmare that I hadn't updated my bank details with work. That's it.
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9 Mar 2023
Stop is 25 today!!! π₯³ To celebrate its 25th anniversary, here is a new, fun video from our original shoot 25 years ago! π Watch it here: spicegirls.lnk.to/StopAlt
#Stop25 @spicegirls
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25 Feb 2023
Finally got around to watching Clerks III... I might not be Gen X and I know criticism comes from all directions when it comes to View Askew, but honestly? Well, damn @ThatKevinSmith -you got me. You got me good. I can't possibly ask you for more so I'll just say thanks man ππ
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14 Feb 2023
The Miley Cyrus breakup anthem is more relatabke to people like me who can't stand Valentines day.
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26 Jan 2023
Today is the anniversary of me finding out the deepest held amd unquestioned racial beliefs of people on my feed. #changethedate #InvasionDay
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22 Jan 2023
If we're so worried about carbon emissions, perhaps its time we made perfecting teleportation a priority #imnotfacetiousyouare
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15 Dec 2022
Why it defies beleif. Could it be a monocle popping, side splitting split-bill comedy show with @bokla and moi, at the @micomfestival next year?!? Well then, better sharpen that charleston of yours and come see us:
11-26 March, 2023
6.20pm Melbourne Town Hall
πΈ @nickmickpics
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