Writer. Tall Person. Mustached American. Senior Editor at a gun magazine you might read.
Joined June 2011
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1 May 2020
FRIEND:
"All right, the crowd at this party's pretty anti-gun and they ain't so hot on cops. So don't, like, OPEN with the fact that you work in gun media and were a deputy sheriff, okay?"
ME AFTER 40 MINUTES, 11 BEERS AND NO APPETIZERS:
youtu.be/m0UtTxagCrI?t=2
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Señor Editor Ed Combs retweeted
DO YOU OWN A CAMERA THAT ISN'T YOUR PHONE?
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Yes
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Yes, Several
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No
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6 votes • 9 hours
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genie forbid there be a squad car officers can fit in and see out of and humanely load someone into
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HAVE YOU EVER POURED YOUR OWN CONCRETE?
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Yes
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No
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Yes, But I Wish I Hadn't
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#CONSPIRACYTHEORYTHURSDAY:
Ronnie Van Zant from Lynyrd Skynyrd got half-MKUltra’d into writing and recording “Saturday Night Special” but rebelled against his handlers after its release, leading to his elimination.
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WHEN DID YOU LAST GET CHINESE FOOD DELIVERED?
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Within A Month
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Within A Year
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I Can't Remember
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I don't even know how I'm supposed to process this information
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#WORSTWISDOMWEDNESDAY:
"Nah brah. Supps are supps. All you're paying for with those ones in the grocery store is the name and the ads."
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Watched a fellow Student Councilman slip and put his elbow through the screen on one back in high school.
That glass was THICK.
Jun 10
Has put more people to sleep than Ambien, NyQuil, and Xanax combined.
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Señor Editor Ed Combs retweeted
Jun 9
The haters said drinking lots of diet coke would give me cavities.
The haters were right. 6 fillings today. Honestly good call by the haters.
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IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY, WOULD YOU ATTEND THE CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME TODAY?
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Definitely
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LOL No
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Wait, What?
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Repo Man, blue-and-white POPCORN
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You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.
I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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define "easy"
because NGL the junkyard cat I had when I was a kid woulda fought you to the death
to the DEATH
you'd have ended up covered in blood and cat urine had you tried to put that on him and not given up right away
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