@Netsertive Co-founder & Vice-Chair (7 yrs Inc. 500/5000). In pursuit of happiness (thank you Jefferson) via tech, family & being a student of life.
Joined July 2010
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🦈 🌲 FUN FACT: Sharks have been around longer than trees.
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Mar 17
A Canadian woman lost her wedding ring while she was gardening in 2004 found it 13 years later when a carrot had grown through it.
More rare historical photos: bit.ly/44OpIzi
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Kristi Noem lasts 37.2 Scaramucci’s
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Feb 12
Information in the 70s: took up your whole fucking bookshelf, maybe a little outdated, 97% accurate.
Information today: fits in your pocket, 97% bullshit and animal videos.
Advantage: 70s
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Jan 26
This Celtics fan is going to the Super Bowl 👏
@DrakeMaye2 @Patriots
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Jan 16
Considering digging out one of my 1980’s little league baseball trophies and sending it to the White House, in the hopes that such a gesture might get me named President of a medium-sized country with a current office vacancy
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Jan 14
At this point, college sports may as well just change the rules so you can keep playing as long as you’re getting a degree.
“Johnson under center, he’s a triple PhD in linguistics, chemistry, and gender studies. At age 38, Clemson now his 13th school since his freshman year …”
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16 Dec 2025
Dear followers,
If you have a job.
And a pulse.
You will have a more productive day than the Boston Red Sox.
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28 Jun 2025
Looks like an identity crisis: @X would like my feedback, but directs me to a “Twitter Survey” …
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11 Jun 2025
R.I.P. 🙏🏻
Thankful….
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26 May 2025
Each Memorial Day, 37,369 American flags are placed on Boston Common—honoring every Massachusetts service member who gave their life from the Revolutionary War to today.
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7 May 2025
“Someday, people will do their banking and shopping with computers.”
~ Ricky Stratton, 1982
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20 Apr 2025
"The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood." — Voltaire
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16 Apr 2025
“If you see fraud and do not say fraud, you are a fraud.” — Nicholas Nassim Taleb
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26 Mar 2025
Two geniuses who are funnier in death than 99% of living comedians.
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10 Mar 2025
Throw up a hand if you remember when browsing the newspaper’s sports section was one of the greatest pleasures of your day.
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