No idea what I’m still doing here.
Joined August 2007
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17 Aug 2023
A teenage girl stopped me on my walk to the train to tell me how gorgeous I looked in my dress and my first instinct was to look around and see if I was getting pranked.
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20 Apr 2023
Happy 420, creatives
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20 Apr 2023
Did I even visit America if I didn’t stop into a Target?? 🎯
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11 Apr 2023
There is no one better than America for turning candy into cereal.
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2 Apr 2023
I was told we were going to a “quiet” sports bar. As you may have guessed, such a place does not exist.
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28 Mar 2023
Just saw a van for a gardening service called Major Tom’s Ground Control and have never wanted a yard more.
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22 Mar 2023
I hate how excited I get when a much younger coworker compliments me on my outfit.
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11 Mar 2023
Seeing teenagers dressed in cosplay on the train makes me ridiculously happy. The drizzling rain is really going to help your man’s Joker makeup look even crazier.
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9 Mar 2023
I think I just passed my new friend audition (as did she) and now I’m excited to have a new friend!
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30 Jan 2023
Managed to have a conversation at the gym with another woman about the correct way of doing hip thrusters WITHOUT any men trying to interrupt and help us and I consider this a big win in 2023.
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30 Nov 2022
Biscuits before bullshit is my mantra for the rest of the year.
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25 Nov 2022
It’s controversial but I’m going to say it. America needs to work on their cheers/chants. England is much better at that part of the game. #USAvENG
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20 Nov 2022
I know the World Cup is a big deal but I just successfully participated in a 5-hour silent yoga retreat without talking and that feels like maybe a bigger deal.
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17 Nov 2022
Why yes, I am doing jokes about philosophy.
17 Nov 2022
Very few tickets left to #BrightClub Dublin next week! Join us for the only comedy night bringing you scientists and researchers alongside our amazing headliner @colmoregan by booking here: eventbrite.ie/e/bright-club-…
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16 Oct 2022
I keep wanting Richie from The Bear to start smoking and screaming at people on Andor.
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