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Guys this is absolutely a disaster
BREAKINGNEWS: Art of the deal. Iran says Trump agreed to 300 billion to rebuild Iran. 24 billion in frozen assets to be released. Iran claims some of that money has already been handed over. Jesus this is a mess. 🚨
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Yep. Suckers
Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage
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trump’s “deal” with Iran is exactly like Obama’s, except they get $25B instead of $1.5B and Obama didn’t start a war or get the Strait of Hormuz closed or kill thousands of people and waste billions of dollars to do it. Way to go, MAGA. Your racist cult leader is a fucking moron.
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The gathering on the National Mall on July 4 is now being called a "TRUMP RALLY." Because any moment that should be for you, America, he has to make about himself.
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Elon Musk is being given 715 acres of land in the Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge. A lawsuit has been filed by numerous Conservation groups. They say it violates laws that are protecting refuges and harms endangered species. It’s on a National Historic Landmark.
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“We have the best algae. The greenest algae. People are saying they’ve never seen algae this beautiful. Lake Michigan? Sad. Hudson River? Weak. Potomac? Total disaster. But our pool? World-class algae. Everybody agrees. MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!”
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Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Replying to @Deadspin
Everything that stems from Trump is low-class and trashy. Everything
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RT @HillaryClinton: Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds: No matter what, it's not his house. It's our h…
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NOW: Maryland State Police join National Guard, federal agents, and DC Police agencies in protecting White House UFC event tonight.
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The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda. The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.
The European mind cannot comprehend this
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The algae always comes back…
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James Talarico: You should love your neighbor and help the poor. TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: Talarico is "going to hell" for his views on the Bible.
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This is what happens when you give your pool boy a $14,000,000 no bid contract for stuff he’s clearly not qualified to do.

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Dear Twitter-x, quit nagging me to get verified. I am not paying the world's first trillionaire any cent of my much, much smaller amount of money. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
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Everything was going great… until my past self started testifying against me. 😂🔥
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If the UFC fights on the White House lawn are to celebrate America, why do Americans need to pay to watch it?
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WOW! Senior Iranian official reportedly say that under their agreement with Trump, the U.S. will release $25 billion of Iran’s frozen assets including direct cash transfers. Remember when Trump attacked Obama for giving Iran $1.7 billion of their own money? This is crazy!
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