i do many things #theatre #film #performanceart #ScribblePie #genderfuck. As seen on BBC3 & ITV. 'Deliciously daft' @guardian 'Wildly eccentric' @FT

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I've founded a new business: we are Studio Zweklos, the London based agecy that specialise in sensational brand activations. Join us for a night of jaw dropping client performances, immersive retribution and party snacks! @BGWMC 20th March TIX: zweklos.com/event-details/hm…
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I really dislike how we measure animals intelligence by their ability to communicate with us instead of their ability to communicate to each other. we dont measure human intelligence by our ability to communicate with cats, we measure based off communication with other humans!
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I've got a new job! And it's for a show I love with all my heart. It's impossible, radical, wild, and has to be secret because of spoilers. Tickets sold out within minutes but you can enter the ballot for the next 2 weeks. Go!
💥 WE ARE BACK! 💥 You Me Bum Bum Train returns to London this Winter! The show opens in November 2024 at a secret West End venue. 🎟️ Tickets ballot open on our website Sept 3rd bumbumtrain.co.uk #YMBBT #YouMeBumBumTrain #LondonEvents
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And now… the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The ticket ballot for You Me Bum Bum Train is LIVE! ➡️ bumbumtrain.com ⬅️ You’ve got two weeks to enter… Good luck!
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Rare footage of endangered albino slug youtu.be/zvMvk1IO3vc?si=UyE0…

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I'm doing a new show! Come and help me work out who this guy is, at Pinch of VAULT festival 16th & 17th Feb. I will be trying out ideas and telling you his origin story @wearevault wearevault.org/apov/mr-creep…
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Scribble Pie is back! Come on down to @BGWMC next Thursday 12th Oct for a wild night of ideas and revelry. There will be thoughts, words, films, performances, plus a special celebrity guest! @MooMosey @jonnyrankin @NadineWildPalm @petestrong @ninhenzo64 youtu.be/48BClZBYAcc

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Fancy a theatrical adventure? 🎭 We handed the reins to emerging programmers for the pioneering New Adventures Fest, 12-17 Sep. Save 25% if you book 2 shows (making tickets as little as £6). Check out the handpicked selection of cutting-edge works: cptheatre.co.uk/festivals/ne…
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Plus, this is probably our cheapest season yet! See ★★★★★ shows from as little as £6 when you make the most of our offers. Hot damn. (We're nearly 30 and we'll say "hot damn" if we want to, okay?) Season artwork by @GPVIII 🩷
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Lost Sheeple! Come and see Ram of God perform for one last time as part of @CamdenPT's sexy autumn season! Expect milk, heavy metal and heavenly miracles 🎸🌚🔥🐏🌩️ 17th Sept Sunday service
Announcing our new season! CPT turns 30 next year so we're giving our yoof the send-off it deserves with a sizzling programme of new theatre from the most exciting artists we can find. 40 shows hit our stages from Sept & we think you're gonna love 'em: bit.ly/CPTAutumn
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Just found out the Teletubbies were actually massive and I feel like my whole life is a lie and they’re now more terrifying than ever
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Anne Frank and her family were betrayed by a neighbour 79 years ago. In 1987 I covered the trial of the Butcher of Lyon, Klaus Barbie. Hearing that a man he’d arrested still lived near Lyon, I went to interview him. ‘How did Barbie know about you?’ I asked. ‘My neighbour betrayed me.’ ‘What happened to him?’ ‘He’s still my neighbour.’ And indeed I could see that the neighbour was actually in his garden, listening to us. He ran indoors when we started filming him. Imagine living 40 years next to the man who’d sent you to a concentration camp.
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I think about this Tom Waits story all the time.
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I was travelling in Italy and I didn’t have a ticket for my bus but this Italian family got me onto the bus for free and I sat beside the dad and we had to communicate via google translate and he passed me his phone and he had just typed “I was in London when Princess Diana died”
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The whole point is to invent robots to do the work no one wants to do, not to invent robots to do the jobs that people love. How are we messing this up so badly
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