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20 Jun 2024
toasted cinnamon sugar swirl bagel with whipped honey almond cream cheese. if any of you even care.
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May 30
how do the photos look drunk too
was very drunk last night and got emotional because i thought my friends cat multiplied infront of me i was in shock
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May 29
I didn’t start pursuing other people until I was 25 and I’m 26 now and dating someone and it’s so normal and I think people put a lot of unnecessary pressure on stuff that just does not fucking matter
honestly being 25 and never have dated discourages me to pursue dating cause i feel so behind
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May 19
this is kinda like how my whole family called me “darth vader” for 2 years when I had bronchitis instead of bringing me to a doctor
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my childhood nickname was “christine the bean” until 2001 when my older brother and sister began a competition to see which of them could think of a new nickname that made me cry the most. this resulted in them calling me “osama bin laden” for the next three years
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May 19
this game’s puzzles are actually very fun to navigate but the combat is so flimsy and easy it’s hilarious
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RT @URlENS: Every time I'm washing my hair or doing laundry or cooking I'm so grateful for clean running water. And then I think about the…
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