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28 Feb 2024
I'd be so good at melee if I aimed for 8 GALINT instead of 10....
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any/all but I only like she/her when it is girls who are addressing me
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Just had a meeting with the R&D lead at a large company (who are looking to acquire us) and for the first time, I realized that I am pretty good at my job.
My CEO listened in and was so happy with me. All I did was just have fun and talk about nerd shit with other nerds
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May 25
Did you know that hot water has a lower pH than cold water?
(The range within waters liquid temperature range is 6.14 - 7.47)
This doesnt mean it stops being neutral acidity. pH just isn't a perfect measure of acidity
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literally who asked
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May 25
this shit is 30% of the reason why I switched to box
We've been questioning ourselves and getting gaslit by controllers for 25 years and people will still think its on them. Its the controller! It's basically always the controller
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May 18
I am terrible at taking selfies and am usually more clean shaven butttt
May 18
first piercing unlocked
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May 15
its still crazy to me that pangolins are real animals.
shit looks straight mythical
May 14
pov: you’re a scrumptious ant, or perhaps a delectable termite
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woke up feeling an unfamiliar weirdness in my throat. Look in the mirror, and my uvula is like 2.5 times longer than usual what the fuuuuuck
I am going for a walk and I can feel it jiggling around 😭
So weird because I feel otherwise 100% fine, no soreness, nothin
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I hate how fascinating I find AI
Like, it literally is just fundamentally super fucking cool to me. Just on purely conceptual levels, training a computer to mimic intelligence is super awesome.
It's just too bad it is so evil.
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welp, I left it too late to do my taxes and get my ID verified... Fucking CRA requires info from my tax return of last year, but I didnt file my taxes last year! (had no owings because my salary is pre-taxed)
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Apr 26
in a normie server, trying to explain to them why renaming the girl hangout channel to "spicy sissies" is a questionable choice without looking like a total freak
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Apr 23
Im a samus main so i dont really care abt all this wobbling discourse, but I hope yall figure it out 👍
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Apr 18
Throwback to my friend in university who didnt believe me when I said it hurts to touch your eye if its not on the cornea, so to prove me wrong he, with no hesitation, poked himself directly in the pupil, then shouted out in pain in the middle of a lecture
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Apr 17
My Special Move is blowing directly into their nose which forces the air to come out of their mouth, and it makes a REALLY funny noise that is otherwise impossible to replicate.
They won't like it, but it's so worth it.
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