The
@Fx1Jonny twitter career arc
โข tried to become an MUFC fancammer
โข sucked Goldbridge, Rants, Saeed, Flex dry - got spectacularly shunned and laughed at
โข tried to drag his missus into the fancam scene - this backfired (more on this below)
โข took massive heat from the United fanbase, tried to redeem himself by โprotestingโ outside Elland Rd, got legged from there
โข threatens to assassinate Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
โข gets shown up as a fraud when attending an MUFC quiz
โข attended a protest at Old Trafford - got slapped up and ran from there, his missus in tow
โข Missus gets exposed as a cheap brass, flogging her kebab online for a fiver a pop
โข shouted at clouds for a while in disarray, couldnโt quite put his finger on how to become โknownโ
โข lamped onto the Palestine situation - easy way to garner a following, by being a constant racist/weirdo, turbo tweeting on the topic
โข finally gains notoriety
โข the downfall - batters the fuck out of a pigeon in St Ives for nicking his pasty -exposed as an animal attacking psychopath
Itโs been quite the journey.