When @SpeakerBoehner was recording his audiobook I was told by sources that during these wine-soaked sessions he would deviate from the book’s text and insert random violent attacks on @tedcruz. Well, here’s some tape (listen to the end):
Something besides cake (which looks delicious, by the way) from @MelissaClark new book... strip steak with basil bearnaise @ Crystal Lake, Illinois instagram.com/p/B-Dmhyzhdic/…