Founder of @FancyHands - Previously one half of Grammy award winning duo Hall and Oates.

Joined March 2007
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6 Sep 2020
Today makes 5 years since I last had a drink.
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6 Sep 2024
Nine
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7 Sep 2025
Ten
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10 Oct 2023
It takes forever for "Auto" to become "Light" these days.
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10 Oct 2023
Setting the schedule in night shift seems to nudge the mac to behave more like the iphone.
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10 Oct 2023
And so ends tech support tuesdays on teds twitters
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6 Oct 2023
google docs would never...
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4 Oct 2023
Anybody have any @justworks competitors that they'd honestly recommend?
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8 Sep 2023
Hello [employee who left years ago]! I'm writing from [some startup] and we just bought the oldest list of email addresses imaginable.
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31 Jul 2023
Threads is about to rebrand as Wayland
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4 Jul 2023
Happy Fourth of July. Time to blast off.
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3 Jul 2023
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10 May 2023
Fun fact: the #GoogleIO applause breaks were generated based on training data from dozens hours of recordings of the State of the Union address.
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Ted Roden retweeted
Safe physical restraint should be taught like CPR. There’s a good chance that at some point in your life you will witness someone like Clementine running into traffic or a person w dementia trying to jump out of a moving bus. #JordanNeely
My 3am take on the devastating murder of #JordanNeely w/ a connection to foster care. The public needs trained on how to SAFELY restrain people. I’ve been trained bc I’ve worked in multiple psych hospitals. Have I put my kids in “The Bear Hug” to prevent calling 911? Yes.
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4 May 2023
You can't handle the fourth.
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28 Apr 2023
Are Tesla cars designed at the whim of Elon? Does a bell ring when you hit 69 mph?
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20 Apr 2023
Then: "We choose to go to space, not because it is easy..." Now: "Anything past the tower is icing on the cake"
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly” #SpaceX
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19 Apr 2023
Meet the Elite Couple Breeding to Save Mankind
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