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Joined December 2011
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You never see the full image anymore. Found this in my memories.
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Jonathan Farhadi retweeted
Tim Apple has a last minute change of heart
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Has anyone invented space drones yet?
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Just like that the N*etanyahu AI claims are wiped from the timeline to be memory holed.
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Had a crazy thought that in the future work productivity will be measured by how much quantity and quality of conversations are you having with the corporate AI provided to you. Like remote workers would have to explain the gap in one hour of not using the AI, like what could you possibly be working on without AI?
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Bro, I would have watched the sht out of this movie! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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I say ONE thing about 9/11 and now my feed is wrought with 9/11 conspiracy are dumb headings from people born in 2011.
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My first day at Verizon as Chief Clown Engineer, wish me luck!
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โ€œWhy did she freak out, all she had to do was comply.โ€
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Me watching the ICE shooting videos and feeling the rightwingness leave my body
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Replying to @OunkaOnX
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Exactly
As a female driver who sometimes panics on the road when I donโ€™t know exactly what Iโ€™m supposed to do in confusing circumstances, Iโ€™m realizing that Iโ€™d probably get shot by officers. And a lot of you would probably say it was justified.
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If I am surrounded by Wildlife and Fishing armed masked agents come up to my vehicle, and I know that I have nothing to do with Wildlife and Fishing agents, I am going to shit my pants and run away. I donโ€™t expect to me executed by one that jumps in front of my car without me seeing them.
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You know itโ€™s fucked when your government labels a scared, confused soccer mom a domestic terrorist.
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Jonathan Farhadi retweeted
I've watched all 3 videos from Minneapolis, as has our war crimes and BDA analysts. It doesn't matter beyond one fact. The officer was not run over and the officer didn't fire the first shot until they were no longer in front of the SUV. The Dept. of Justice law enforcement guidelines for use of force and training materials are online. 1-16.200 leaves no room for interpretation on the use of force on a fleeing suspect in a car. This was a use of force policy violation. I'm not interested in your arguments, you can complain to AG Pam Bondi, these are her rules.
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Iโ€™m not left or right. Iโ€™m a normal moderate who doesnโ€™t normally care about political shit, but if I am pissed, then ICE is cooked because that means everyone is. I weep for the future.
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Rules for thee, not for me.
Here is a recent video of ICE agents hitting someone with their car and laughing about it From @StatusCoup
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Jonathan Farhadi retweeted
Let's be even more clear about this: -ICE's jurisdiction is ONLY on matters related to immigration. -They do NOT have normal police powers or authorities. -To stop a vehicle they MUST have reasonable cause to believe it contains an undocumented immigrant. -To draw their weapon on someone they MUST have reasonable cause that their lives are in *DIRECT* danger. -They CANNOT detain you with out reasonable cause to believe you are undocumented. -They CANNOT detain a US citizen for passing-by the area. Ice had NO jurisdiction to stop or interact with this woman at all, never mind pull out a gun.
I'm not sure the point of the frame by frame analysis of this execution. Why is a masked cop drawing down on a 37 yo lady in a Honda Pilot? Fed agents shouldn't pull guns on a middle aged woman unless she's a violent criminal or aiming a weapon at them. Just let her drive away
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Jonathan Farhadi retweeted
Do you know these mechanics?
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