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termite ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ @termite69420

termite-pilled. for the colony

Joined May 2022
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if a termite chomps on some wood in the forest when no one is around โ€ฆโ€ฆ. does it make a sound โ€ฆ.. iโ€™m self conscious of my chewing noises
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hungry
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iโ€™ll be chompinโ€™ that
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yโ€™all got some wood chips i can snack on or smthg โ€ฆโ€ฆ
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could really go for some wood rn
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termites like music tooโ€ฆ to get me thru the cold winter in da moundโ€ฆ. i listen to open.spotify.com/artist/00pmโ€ฆ

ursa minor*

Artist ยท 6 monthly listeners.

open.spotify.com
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if youโ€™re cold, theyโ€™re cold. let me inside
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(i have already located a crack in your foundation and am calling my brothers to infiltrate your warm and edible home)
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oh we are EATIN today
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found a nice, warm home to destroyโ€ฆ.. i am eating your floorboardsโ€ฆ.. i am eating you wallsโ€ฆ. me and the boys will have the roof down by christmas
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humans make a mockery of us termites. turn our sacred halls into a play place for human spawn. disgusting
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iโ€™m just a bug in a human eat human world
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please, Mr. Mite was my father.
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๐Ÿ’ญ hungry
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termite ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
termite ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ@termite69420
28 Sep 2022
YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELIN U? that termite a munch termite an eater ate that wood for lunch bitch iโ€™m a termite i get what i want like
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some of my finest work
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hahahahaha loser idiot ants
the heart@Fredward3948576
10 Nov 2023
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today iโ€™m gonna eat a Steak.
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APRIL FOOOLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS JERKS IM ACTUALLY EATING YOUR HOUSE!!!! (:
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pulled a little trick with my pals hehe
Marc Kissel (marckissel.bsky.social)@MarcKissel
30 Mar 2023
Replying to @MarcKissel
As Homo habilis strides up to the stranger he gets even more confused: it is not a hominin at all! Someone has dressed up a termite mound in the same way the some people dress up a snowman #2023MMM theconversation.com/what-theโ€ฆ
shows termite mounds dressed up in human clothes. some of them have hats on top of their heads and others are wearing dresses. they look a lot like a snowman

ALT shows termite mounds dressed up in human clothes. some of them have hats on top of their heads and others are wearing dresses. they look a lot like a snowman
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