The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

Alex Jones

@RealAlexJones

Apr 22

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1dKrPEbjo…

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Community note

This is not an actual mugshot of Tim Heidecker - it is a fake mugshot produced for one of his comedy sketches on Adult Swim. youtube.com/watch?v=ovg83J…

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I will always be in love with Indiana Jones.

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twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy

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The world is laughing at you @realDonaldTrump. Iran, Russia, Europe. You could launch the nukes, and shut them up. But you won't. Cos you don't have the balls. What a choke artist. Call yourself a man?

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Tom Noonan (1951—2026)

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Reba McEntire

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Reba McEntire

@reba

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Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house! Sent from my iPhone

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Are you READY???? ⚡⚡⚡💥

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Greg Kinnear

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Greg Kinnear @realgregkinnear

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I'd love to meet a little alien

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Bronson Pinchot @BronsonAP

12 Jul 2025

Mark Linn-Baker and I are currently appearing at the Fanboy convention in Knoxville Tennessee. I can never tell how long it's been since I've seen him because we pick up right where we left off. It's been like that for close to 40 years.

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Variety

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Variety

@Variety

4 Jul 2025

Mark Snow, the veteran television composer who turned "The X-Files" theme into an unlikely chart hit in the 1990s, died at 3:30 a.m. Friday at his home in Connecticut. He was 78. bit.ly/4eF5co6

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