i apologize in advance for the shoddy footage of this once-in-a-generation event. this was the only copy we could license on our budget. tell you what: why don't you try going to another news provider to watch the video, and then just... come back here to read the story?
okay, you're back now? alright, just pretend that you didn't hear about this yet. alright, here we go.
well folks, you heard it here first: after millennia of stagnation, it seems that the mammal stacking scene has been brought back into global relevance... and it's all thanks to the talented antnards at the gigglegrub provincial zoo and bar.
from what we've heard, the crew behind this feat is intending to take on the dreaded four-stack, once believed to be a TAS-exclusive stack for mammals. you can bet we'll be tuning into the event, sponsored by sloppco energy, when it airs live in early 2027.