slow cook is the only cook
Joined December 2009
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Joaquín Sorolla, master of light
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Uzbekistan v Colombia at 3am has to be the biggest unemployed final boss game of the whole tournament.
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going broke because you’re trying to use your money to make more money hurts.
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$BTC trading like its biggest holder is running a ponzi..
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Jun 16
starting a job makes you realize you really do have nothing to live for
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Rooting for whichever team is the most ethnically homogenous in the WC.
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Jun 15
if you’re 18-35 you have no reason to be investing your money, you should be gambling to speedrun wealth so you can live like a king and smash endless hookers while your dick still works
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Jun 15
"Tenga cuidado con España que es fija candidata a ganar el Mundial"
Literalmente España:
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eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:
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Jun 14
The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.
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