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The story of the Wonderwall ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป
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More of shit like this please ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป
This was the best video Iโ€™ve seen today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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This shit had me rolling ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fully concur. And stop at a Buc-ee's.
I'm from Texas. Here are some helpful tips for Knicks Fans: What You Should Know Before Visiting San Antonio: 1. It's not cheese dip. It's queso. 2. Sweet tea isn't a beverage. It's the official wine of the South. 3. "Bless your heart" is not always a compliment. Context matters. A lot. 4. If someone says they're "fixin' to" do something, no repairs are involved. 5. A breakfast taco is a perfectly acceptable breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late-night snack. Get one asap. 6. The speed limit is merely a suggestion to the pickup truck behind you. 7. "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. 8. No, you cannot survive June by "just walking a few blocks." 9. The Alamo is smaller than you imagined. Don't say it out loud. 10. If a local says, "It's not that hot today," and it's 96 degrees, they mean it. 11. Guacamole is considered a vegetable. 12. The phrase "Texas-sized" is not marketing. It's a warning. 13. You may develop strong opinions about salsa before the weekend is over. 14. When someone waves from another vehicle, they're being friendly. Wave back. 15. Chili does not contain beans. This is not a debate. 16. If you ask for "just a little spicy," the outcome is entirely at the restaurant's discretion. 17. Texans put hot sauce on things that already contain hot sauce. 18. Cowboys exist, but most Texans commute by pickup, not horseback. 19. A 20-minute drive can somehow be 35 miles away. 20. If someone offers homemade brisket, cancel your other plans immediately. 21. H-E-B is not a grocery store. It is a way of life. 22. The stars at night are big and bright...!!! Yes, people will expect you to know what comes next. 23. "A little outside town" can mean 45 minutes away. 24. If you hear, "Well, that's interesting," it may mean the exact opposite. By the end of your trip, you'll be saying "y'all," ordering queso, and arguing about barbecue like you've lived in Texas your whole life. Welcome to Texas - stay safe and enjoy the game!
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It's a good thing she's cute ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿคฃ Waffles ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป
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How dumb do you have to be to start a fight with marines in uniform?! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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The hell it's not ๐Ÿคฃ
sagittarius, love isn't a competition. put your guard down.
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$5 says fully intended ๐Ÿคซ
The original Indiana Jones trilogy is a religious saga. The chronology of the movies maps the emergence of religions in the Western world. Temple of Doom is set in 1935 and is about ancient demon-worshipping paganism. Raiders is set in 1936 and is about Judaism - the whole point of the movie is that the God of Israel is real and his holy Ark is a weapon. Last Crusade, set in 1938, is obviously Christian. The Holy Grail, the crusades, the leap of faith, immortality through sharing in the cup of Christ (Eucharistic imagery). So you have Indy discovering ancent paganism - the religions that prevailed before Moses. Then you have Israel and the Ark. Then finally the revelation of Christ. I don't know if Spielberg - an agnostic Jew - intended this. But that is the chronology.
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Obligatory selfie ๐Ÿ˜˜
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Okay but then what's the point of being pretty ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
sagittarius, youโ€™re better looking than their exes.
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Disagree. Lack of communication is what got us to where we are and being so divided as a nation - because instead of actually listening to a differing opinion, people just block because it's easier ๐Ÿ˜‘
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stop hinting and just communicate with them, sagittarius.
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Agreed. Tired of congress being an assisted living center.
This is so true. We need term limits and age limits.
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Veteran. Single mom. Tackled by police during a C-PTSD episode, then charged with a felony. I'm raising funds for an independent criminal defense attorney because I refuse to rely on the system that did this. Please share ๐Ÿ‘‡ givesendgo.com/army-vet-singโ€ฆ
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Did the yoga for the first time in forever ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ It was brutal ๐Ÿ˜– My elbow is killing me ๐Ÿ˜–
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"See, if the old facts stop producing the desired amount of outrage, new facts can be harvested from the internet and brought directly to your home." Nailed it.
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I legit thought I had men figured out - fill his belly, empty his โšพ๏ธโšพ๏ธ - but my last breakup proved me wrong. So very wrong ๐Ÿ˜– Guys - what do y'all want from a woman? Let's figure out how to bridge the gap, communicate, learn some shit, yes? I need to know how to keep the next one around ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป
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Damn. This hits hard.
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