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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
Melancholy is a middle-class vice.
Joined December 2006
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
23 Nov 2017
Gosh, do I have a story to tell.
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Dean Cameron Allen
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16 Aug 2017
Sugarwalls?
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
26 Jun 2016
Muggermalls.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
11 Jun 2013
Buggerballs.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
31 Mar 2013
No.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
12 Nov 2012
Have eaten chocolate for the first time in ages. Now both exhausted and ready to SLAUGHTER ARMIES.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
10 Nov 2012
You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
7 Nov 2012
Dick Morris just cancelled the hooker.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
7 Nov 2012
Hooray!
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
31 Oct 2012
I spent half an hour on LinkedIn and boy is my sense of perspective fucked.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
31 Oct 2012
I'm tired, but my legs are still good.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
13 Oct 2012
This Grachtengordel stuff is fantastic. Well done you Netherlands!
Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
13 Oct 2012
I embark!
Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
2 Oct 2012
As with ‘Ishtar’ and ‘Heaven’s Gate’, one day people will realise that ‘Rock of Ages’ has hidden oh god I just sneezed out a pot roast
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
1 Oct 2012
Twenty first in line for the sole remaining fat plutocrat seat to Heathrow so looking pretty good?
Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
29 Sep 2012
No one can bring up Richard Linklater other than MRS LINKLATER.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
28 Sep 2012
Liz! No!
Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
27 Sep 2012
Who wants to go for a drink after work? I'm in San Francisco.
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
15 Sep 2012
Avignon tap water makes Montpellier tap water seem like spicy, lustful, ethnically diverse tap water
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Dean Cameron Allen
@textism
13 Sep 2012
Okay, but the old eBay logo didn’t look like it was created in Word 98.
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