Melancholy is a middle-class vice.

Joined December 2006
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Gosh, do I have a story to tell.
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Sugarwalls?
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Muggermalls.
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Buggerballs.
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No.
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Have eaten chocolate for the first time in ages. Now both exhausted and ready to SLAUGHTER ARMIES.
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You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave.
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Dick Morris just cancelled the hooker.
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Hooray!
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I spent half an hour on LinkedIn and boy is my sense of perspective fucked.
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I'm tired, but my legs are still good.
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This Grachtengordel stuff is fantastic. Well done you Netherlands!
I embark!
As with ‘Ishtar’ and ‘Heaven’s Gate’, one day people will realise that ‘Rock of Ages’ has hidden oh god I just sneezed out a pot roast
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Twenty first in line for the sole remaining fat plutocrat seat to Heathrow so looking pretty good?
No one can bring up Richard Linklater other than MRS LINKLATER.
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Liz! No!
Who wants to go for a drink after work? I'm in San Francisco.
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Avignon tap water makes Montpellier tap water seem like spicy, lustful, ethnically diverse tap water
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Okay, but the old eBay logo didn’t look like it was created in Word 98.
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