he/him. Open to new road warrior/remote opportunities. Suited for gov/mil jobs. Sysadmin. Linux, Android, and security enthusiast. Part cyborg.
Joined May 2018
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Anybody else seeing a #lumen / #centurylink #outage? Looks like the route between DEN and ABQ (If not more) is down.
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It's not requiring a patch for an EOL product today, but I swear that @SwiftOnSecurity is a clairvoyant.
16 Sep 2024
When @CISAgov makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad
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Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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A writing as always.
"This is probably my finest moment. Iβm 43, standing in the kitchen with some stuffed animals, about to dig into a ramekin full of thawing mayonnaise topped with unicorn Magic Shell, whipped cream, and a cherry, while my wife is still at work."
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Honestly, I donβt think Trump is scared of debating Harris. It doesnβt take a law degree to know a felon shouldnβt be talking to a prosecutor. #PresidentialDebate2024
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I think my #wardriving setup may take first place for jankiest mounting hardware. #wwwdDC32 #wwwd #HardHatBrigade
ALT A @cod_segfault wardriver board in an inverted cheapo plastic cup, with the cup straw and a boba tea straw over a magnetic mount radio antenna.
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Everything @jam2go makes has such a great ~aesthetic~.
30 May 2024
A bunch of people told me to add a sharpening pass to make it more digicam-y and yeah it looks sick!
[ song is Iglooghost - Dewdrop Signal ]
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Looks like I get to shop around for a new wireless carrier. @TMobile is charging me $25/month more now, after they did the same last year with autopay discount not accepting credit cards. I definitely have not been getting an extra $50 of value each month with 5 lines.
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Grabbed a @DrinkVirgils rootbeer. The new recipe is awful. It went from being in my top 3 favorites to something I won't recommend.
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