Hat model. Exotic Bovril taster. Writer. @MiseryHunters & @StMirrenTV contributor. (He/him).
Joined October 2011
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KITS KITS KITS
2 Aug 2025
The football. It's back.
And so is @thatAndrewC's definitive look at the kits that will be gracing the league this year.
The 2025/26 Scottish Premiership Shirts, Ranked
patreon.com/posts/2025-26-scβ¦
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πποΈ- 25/26 Season Review
It's time to take a look back at the highs and lows of this season as the boys pinpoint pivotal moments that shaped this season.
youtu.be/Gf_P9PGoorE?is=_7xVβ¦
linktr.ee/miseryhunters
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I reckon our 1-0 v Haiti might start looking better when we see them similarly shitfest it against Brazil and Morrocco. An ugly, bastard team.
One positive though, Lewis Ferguson deserves so much praise once again in a Scotland shirt. An absolute Dude's Rug in Clarke's system.
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Called this btw.
That wee mohawk screams attention seeker to me, he's going to make this game all about him. Worrying.
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Jun 13
This is it.
Good luck to @StMirrenAcad graduates John McGinn and Kenny McLean as well as Steve Clarke and everyone @ScotlandNT as their @FIFAWorldCup campaign gets underway in the wee small hours against Haiti π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
All the best from everyone at St Mirren Football Club.
ALT John McGinn
ALT Kenny McLean
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Jun 11
That same mosque, on the night of the Clutha Vaults helicopter tragedy, opened its doors and gave shelter, food, water and medical attention to the survivors.
They're the real Glasgow, not this rabble of racist thugs.
Worshippers 'had to be locked in' as balaclava-clad men 'marched on mosque' as mob violence sweeps Glasgow lbc.co.uk/article/riots-uk-gβ¦
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Jun 11
Itβs a new era for St Mirren!
@samsmith1877 & @LiamFarrelly9 share their thoughts on the new managerial appointment on our patroen.
Just Β£3 per month will give you access to exclusive bonus podcasts, monthly prize draws and our discord
patreon.com/posts/160750871?β¦
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Jun 11
Can't say I really care about basketball all that much, but a Knicks win would keep us in Action Bronson lyrics for at least another 5 albums so...
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Here, shut the fuck up.
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Sorry, why am I supposed to be uniquely horrified by a masked demonstration in Glasgow which is - at the moment, exclusively - peaceful?
Why am I supposed to have tolerated braying crowds of Gaza demonstrators - making Buchanan St unnavigable every weekend - but not this?
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Jun 9
More women are killed by femicide in Northern Ireland by white men than any other race or nationality.
Where are the riots for that?
#Belfast #Ulster #NorthernIreland
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For the latest edition of my @okayplayer 'The Extra Mile' column, I spoke with @elucidwho, @fatboyprospect, @NicholasCraven_, @Passionweiss, @RobMarkman, & @WALASIA for their opinions on what the term 'experimental rap' means to them.
The piece is also in my newsletter.
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RT @feelingsplain: Honestly where do you even go from here man. How do you even begin to repair whatever has gone wrong with people like thβ¦
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Jun 9
Shame on those who use hideous crimes to incite racist violence.
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Pishy old bigot.
Jun 9
The extremist Marxist progressive left have ensured the crossing of the rubicon for many normal folk. Their naivety and simplistic view of the world is dangerously infantile. Theyβre on the wrong side of every argument. Theyβre now the enemy within for all decent folk.
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Jun 9
It's clearly a horrific crime that should be punished the harshest but if your first reaction is to join a Tommy Robinson march, then you either don't have Belfast's best intentions at heart in the first place or are simply a massive fucking idiot
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I think my least favourite thing to do is travel 50 uninterrupted, unroadworked yards, so I'd like to thank Glasgow City Centre for continuing to make my dreams come true each and every day.
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Jun 5
Robbie Keane accepted a job at a club in a country committing genocide, and is now trying to justify it because his mate had a mortgage to pay.
And Rio Ferdinand is giving him the platform to do it. Some people are just heartless.
Jun 5
Robbie Keane making pathetic excuses for not doing the right thing & quitting as manager of Maccabi Tel Aviv. He then makes a disgusting boast about winning trophies as the bombs were dropping on Gaza. Celtic FC
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Collecting mad bookmarks so I can act the cunt if this pays off. That's what loyal support is.
Jun 5
St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Craig McLeish as our new Manager.
The 36-year-old becomes our permanent Manager, agreeing a deal until summer 2029.
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