Comedian, sketch writer/director, Omelet flipper. From Odessa, Ukraine.

Joined July 2009
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Capitalism is when you get to live off your rich dad, socialism is when we ALL get to live off your rich dad
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Boris Khaykin retweeted
Did you know Marlon Brando almost played Genghis Khan?! We discuss the most deadly movie in American History on this week’s American Loser Podcast! Join gasdigital.com to watch the full episode and use code “INSTA” at signup to unlock extra savings on your membership! @LoserKPBurke @humpderekcomedy @theBorisK
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Doctors are saying the only way to save Giuliani is to fix visible signs of disorder - comb his hair, make sure his glasses don’t have any cracks, and wash and scrub graffiti markings
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Sick
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I was the victim of an anti Jewish hate crime tonight. They held me down and cut off my horns
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Women made up singing the national anthem at baseball games just so they could find out who’s bald
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No kings?? Not even short kings?!?
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They killed him for this
Phil Hartman on immigration, 1997
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Wow, I love my mayor!
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Boris Khaykin retweeted
I wrote the script and produced the video. But the great Boris Khaykin @theBorisK gifted me that line. Hire that man to fulfill your joke punch-up needs.
Replying to @FightWithMemes
Homemade seasonal accessories 💀💀
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I can’t believe Trump extended my vacation in Puerto Rico without congressional approval
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what?! I said, no! We have perfectly good socialist dipshits at home!
Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro, wife, headed to NYC where they were indicted, Trump says trib.al/HvTnrk9
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Trump playing YMCA at his rallies gonna hit different now
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That’s why democrats didnt wanna release the Epstein files, cuz it proves Trump is a queer icon
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Boris Khaykin retweeted
6 Oct 2025
My new show pairs stand-up comedy with wine and spirits. Comedy Tasting goes live twice this month with killer lineups: October 23rd and October 30th at Some Good Wine, NYC!
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Had to turn down the Riyadh Comedy Festival on account of my “Jewish gals be fuckin’ through a hole in a sheet, Muslim gals be doing everything BUT fuckin’ through a hole in a sheet” bit
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Boris Khaykin retweeted
Did you know there’s a SECOND Jewish State?! Join gasdigital.com to watch the full #AmericanLoser Podcast and use code “INSTA” at signup to unlock a special discount on your membership! @LoserKPBurke @theBorisK @LaurenDesLeroux
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Worst episode of Is It Cake? ever
TRAGIC: 3 L.A. Deputies killed while cutting grenade in half reportedly thought the device was inert after a bomb squad x-rayed them
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“I could fuck a kid in the middle of 5th avenue, and I still wouldnt lose any voters!”
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Not hot enough. Hotter. We deserve to be punished.
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