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21 Sep 2022
leadership off the charts 🗣
Brian Funk retweeted
20 Sep 2022
Our nation simply doesn’t posses the infrastructure required to handle a Bills Eagles Super Bowl.
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18 Jun 2022
Eagles Twitter really do be more creative than the people the Eagles hire to design logos…
3 Jun 2022
this is really disturbing… there’s more to life than football, folks. don’t forget that.
26 May 2022
When they’re not playing the Sixers, the Celtics are actually an incredibly easy team to root for
25 May 2022
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12 May 2022
So you’re telling me a team actually wanted to trade for Jalen Reagor (which i thought was a fever dream), and Howie didn’t make it happen? 🥴
12 May 2022
The #Ravens and #Eagles discussed a trade for Safety Chuck Clark during the Draft, according to @caplannfl
Ravens showed interest in WR Jalen Reagor but the talks died down.
9 May 2022
These 50 year old NBA beat writers aren’t qualified to choose the MVP. The NBA hates the Process, we know this. But they gotta take a damn good look at their own process for picking the winner.
This Miami series tells us one thing: JOEL EMBIID IS THE DEFINITION OF MOST VALUABLE
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5 May 2022
Think this kid knew that in like 10 years he’d be the NBA Sixth Man of the Year and absolutely cooking the Sixers in the conference semis? Yeah me neither…
2 May 2022
oh man i’m about to put a brian-shaped hole in the wall 😤😤
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25 Mar 2022
Howie: “we’ll give you a nickel and this piece of gum i stepped in walking into work today”
Dolphins: “no.”
Howie: “bet”
The media when he gets traded somewhere else for very reasonable compensation: “The Eagles had an offer on the table for Parker, but were outbid.”
24 Mar 2022
Eagles have shown interest in acquiring Dolphins WR DeVante Parker, per @flasportsbuzz.
#Eagles
7 Mar 2022
goosebumps.
7 Mar 2022
When Michigan had to take a timeout before their first play in the 2019 White Out 😅
@PennStateFball
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16 Feb 2022
this take is frozen solid… QB was literally the only thing the Rams needed to be a contender this year. QB is like 4th or 5th on the list of biggest needs for the Eagles. plus they’d lose the ability to build through FA AND the draft if they trade for Wilson. #TedTalk
2 Feb 2022
Maybe I’m Philly biased, but Bryce Harper should be higher. There’s something to be said about winning 2 MVP awards by the end of his age-28 season… bc it’s not common.
Among others that did are Mike Trout, Mickey Mantle, and Stan Musial, all of whom are (bound to be) sub-50
Who are the best MLB stars ever to take the diamond? Dozens of ESPN writers and editors weighed in.
Nos. 100-51 ➡️ es.pn/3gcAzJ4
24 Jan 2022
AFC playoffs stay boring
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8 Jan 2022
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5 Jan 2022
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Brian Funk retweeted
1 Jan 2022
Carson Wentz has been activated from the Covid-19/reserve list #ForTheShoe
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