Playing tennis today
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Imagine how broken the European mind would be if the World Cup took place in the fall and fans attended SEC tailgates.
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Yeeaaaa Freddy is a marketing ploy I’m afraid.
Jun 10
The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.
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It worked.
Saw an elderly man in line with the same items. Either a coincidence or the BV has been infiltrated by old guys.
#TJMaxxing trip planned for tomorrow. Expectations way too high. Will recalibrate in the a.m.
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#TJMaxxing trip planned for tomorrow. Expectations way too high. Will recalibrate in the a.m.
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Repairing the ego after a horrific putting display last time out with the blade
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If I watch it enough times on loop, it will become mine. 😵💫
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Every time I argue that year round golf in the south is superior, I forget that it’s 90° and humid for 5 straight months during growing season. 🫠
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There’s a lot of work left to do to #shrink the game
May 18
guy shouldn’t be yelling so close to rory’s backswing and rory shouldn’t have kicked him out.
also drunk fans doing USA chants it just embarrassing. it’s individuals. there are no teams or countries. just the player, you’re at a major championship not a jelly roll concert
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There are not enough golf tournaments in the Philadelphia or Chicago areas.
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Gotta respect the champ, but man I would’ve preferred a handful of other contenders to win.
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Check out the deforestation of Medinah from 2005 to 2026
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Spaulding “Double Turds” Smails retweeted
Apr 22
Our GOAT has returned in natural fibers!
#ShrinkTheGame68
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