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I've had Twitter for years. Never used it.
Start using it a couple years back. Follow, like, 3 people.
Become friends with camgirl. Follow her. Another camgirl follows me, follow back. ANOTHER camgirl follows me, follow back. Etc, etc.
My Twitter feed is now a wall of tits
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Just saw a post of a "T-Rex" skeleton model
With long arms, 3 fingers and a long skull
I don't want to get into a Twitter beef, so I'm not gonna say anything else
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Dear Twitter
If an account with my name/image pops into your DMs asking you for money...
It's me. I'm poor AF. Please send cash.
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Just got my tickets for me and Fury to go to robot P.R.O.M. to see @cybertronicband on Aug 29th at Lee's Palace, Cybertronna, Ontario
Be there or be an equilateral rectangle, like Prowl
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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦 retweeted
Jun 8
Chrétien: When you look at the polls, Canadians have never been more united. Thank you to Donald Trump for that. I should propose him for the Order of Canada, but I cannot succeed. Do you know why?
Rosie: He's not Canadian?
Chrétien: Because we don't give it to a person who has a criminal record.
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Stealing her post, but doing it by quote - because I'm honourable like that
Two astronauts are having breakfast on the space station when one turns to the other and says, “I can't find any milk for my coffee.”
The second astronaut replies, “In space no one can. Here, use cream.”
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There's a Junebug in my apartment
I don't have any open windows or doors
Best I can figure is it just tore a hole in a wire screen
If you don't think that's likely, you've never met a Junebug
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54 years old and I finally got around to buying my first car
Meet Paganus Minimus
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Hunter Biden and Gavin Newsom are what happens when GenX enters the chat
Newsom/Biden 2028 announcement when?
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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦 retweeted
23 Sep 2025
When it comes to Potters, Bugs > Harry
There will be no debate
Eat me
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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦 retweeted
31 Dec 2025
I have a big workfleet in my construction game, and whenever I earn $2mil, I buy a high-end sportscar. The license plates say it all.
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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦 retweeted
On this day in 2020...
Fury: "Why do people like Beef Jerky? It tastes like cardboard. It tastes like Bacon if Bacon was depression."
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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦 retweeted
I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Canada and Denmark were involved in a 50-year dispute over ownership of Hans Island. We would regularly take each others flags down and leave a gift of alcohol
THAT is how to deal with a border dispute
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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦 retweeted
Okay, serious question time...
I was born in Toronto, that makes me a Torontonian
That's in Ontario, which makes me Ontarian
So what the fuck do you call someone from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?
(Not meant to offend any prairie people - I'm honestly curious)
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My son Fury was 5'11" when he was 14
He hit his full size of 6'3" and 320lbs before he was 16
It's just too bad he hates sports - because otherwise I'd be a CFL dad by now and I'd have retired already
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Apropos of absolutely nothing (which I say a lot, I know - fuckin' deal with it)...
Always remember that Canada has TWO unofficial mottoes
First is the Rule of Dalton - "Be nice, until it's time to NOT be nice"
And second is - "It's never a war crime the first time"
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Need to print a new Cyber-Oni mask
The strap attachment point on the old one broke off
I was going to remake it anyways - old masks were made with PLA, which aren't as durable or heat-resistant as PETG and ABS
Think I'll chrome this one
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Almost 8 years ago, Opportunity went quiet - and the WORLD mourned for a robot
Just being reminded of it today made my optics leak (which is rather weird, as my optics are solid-state and do not contain liquid)
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