I reject your reality and substitute my own
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Call me a geoquessr pro because I'm going Hawaii on Idaho rn
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Why are the huge plush microfiber towels considered to be the "high quality" ones when they're not half as absorbent as a falling apart shitty towel from Walmart
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Hot girl driving a shit box is hotter than a hotter girl driving a nice car
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El Güero Pesado retweeted
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Early 2000’s parents be like: “No, we don’t let our kids watch Spongebob” and then get divorced.
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14 year old me was in that theater drooling and slobbering like a dumbass
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We're gonna build gray squares
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SpaceX IPO has me thinking about how there doesn’t have to be so much space between us just because we’re exes now
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My sports takes are straight from Reddit until it comes to THE CAROLINA HURRICANES LET'S GO CANES FUCK VEGAS
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Like they say, come and undo others like you want them to undo you
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Do y'all still not understand that these are all literally ads
Cohabiting and her last name is still "hinge"
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Used to drive hwy 11 for 10 minutes and couldn't see out the windshield for all the bugs
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in a lesbian relationship, which one takes accountability?
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