Husband to @samellerbe. I love to 🏋🏽
Joined June 2008
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Brad retweeted
Mar 24
Wife texts husband at work:
Wife: Don't forget bread, oh and your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.
Husband: Who's Elizabeth?
Wife: Nobody, just making sure you read my text.
Husband: Phew! I'm with Elizabeth right now. I thought you caught us.
Wife: What? Where are you?
Husband: Near the bakery
Wife: Stay there, I'm coming.
Five minutes later
Wife: I'm here, where are you?
Husband: At work, since you're there, grab the bread.
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Brad retweeted
Jan 20
Indiana might win, but ball knowers, I better never hear a comparison to Joe Burrow and that LSU team to this Indiana unit.
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Brad retweeted
Jan 18
@LSUfootball I keep getting asked the same question. How is this possible that these great players from all over the country want to all come play at the same place?? The best way I can explain in two simple words is that it’s
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Jan 17
Don’t forget you play @LSUfootball @Lane_Kiffin week 1!
Jan 16
On the hunt for new Tigers. Come be a part of the Clemson Family 🐅
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Brad retweeted
30 Nov 2025
Two things can be true. 1.Bailing on Ole Miss feels gross in the CFP era. Especially because the Rebels are high powered enough to win multiple games. It’s not just bailing on a bowl game w no national title implications. 2.LSU is a better job.
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Brad retweeted
30 Nov 2025
“I don’t know how many times I’ve got to say it. I’m not taking the Alabama job”. Premier college football exits/entrances always include deception & heartbreak. But whatever fan base grabs the prized HC — they always have an instant case of flexible morality. Eat or be eaten.
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Brad retweeted
29 Nov 2025
While we wait on #KiffinWatch considering searching my mentions for everyone who was super sure MVB was the cure all for this offense. Should be a fun pastime.
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24 Dec 2024
sugar?
24 Dec 2024
If people only knew just how much alcohol wrecks their body - they’d probably still drink.
Lol
For real though…there’s not much worse than alcohol.
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Brad retweeted
20 Oct 2024
How on earth did LSU lose to USC
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Brad retweeted
16 Oct 2024
When coach frank Wilson decides to step away from LSU, I’ll be the first to try to be the running backs coach of the program……
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Brad retweeted
25 Sep 2024
We got ourselves a good old fashioned “source off” happening lmao
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Brad retweeted
15 Sep 2024
It’s early, but it appears the Saints are the greatest football team ever created.
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